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好了 丽芙和玛蒂很快就要考完驾照回家了
Okay, Liv and Maddie will be back from their driving test any second.
 
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准备好庆祝仪式了么
Ready to celebrate?
 
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来看看
Check it.
 
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放声高唱
Sing it loud!
（威斯康星州机动车驾驶执照）
 
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哈 怎样
Bam! What?!
（驾照持有人 丽芙·鲁尼 玛蒂·鲁尼）
 
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我简直等不及我拿到驾照
Ooh, I can't wait to get my license
 
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能随心所欲开车去任何地方的那一刻了
and be able to go wherever I want.
 
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当然在限速范围内
Within the city limits.
 
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在爸妈不准我出门之前
Before my curfew.
 
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开的还是个闻起来像乔伊臭脚的破面包车
In a beat-up minivan that smells like Joey's feet.
 
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还是无比自由啊
Still freedom.
 
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万岁
Whoo-hoo!
 
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自由
Freedom?
 
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试试失去自由是怎样吧
Try loss of freedom.
 
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谁会在无比烦躁还想发短信发到大拇指抽筋
Who wants to drive when you can sit shotgun
 
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的时候专心开车啊
and text until your thumbs fall off?
 
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肯定不是我
Not me.
 
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我真为玛蒂兴奋 拿到了驾照
I'm stoked for Maddie. Having a license...
 
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意味着她可以去任何地方干任何事了
that means she can go anywhere and do anything.
 
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像她这么负责任的青少年一定会
That a responsible teenager would do
 
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先在父亲这里得到批准
after getting approval from her father.
 
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我怎么会让她不得到批准就胡作非为呢
Not that I've ever asked her not to get approval.
 
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为什么我还在说个不停呢
Why am I still talking?
 
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为什么你在我房子里呢
Why are you in my house?
 
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为什么你不去理个发呢
Why haven't you gotten a haircut?
 
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我们的问题都不少啊
We've all got questions.
 
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她来了
There she is.
 
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祝贺了 丽芙
Congratulations, Liv.
 
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咱们的两个新司机之一
One of our two new drivers.
 
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先别急着喝彩
Yes. Hold your rah-rahs.
 
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我们中只有一个过了考试
Only one of us passed.
 
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真是倒霉催了啊
Total bummer-rang.
 
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啊 你下次就会拿到驾照了 孩子
Aw, you'll get it next time, kid.
 
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不 我才是过了考试的那个
No. I'm the one who passed.
 
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激动人心吧
License to surprise!
 
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等等 如果你过了 就说明玛蒂没过考试
Wait, if you passed, that means Maddie failed.
 
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玛蒂从来没考过不及格
Maddie doesn't fail anything.
 
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- 哦  - 噢
- Ooh! - Oh!
 
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快烧了 全都烧了
Burn it! Burn it all!
 
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好吧
Well...
 
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我没及格
I failed.
 
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想必我终于知道失败的滋味了
Guess I know what it feels like to be a loser now.
 
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就是乔伊你特别熟悉的那种滋味
You know what I'm talking about, Joey.
 
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哎呀 如果你拿到驾照了
Ouch! I would call that a drive-by...
 
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也算是狗屎运吧
if you had your license.
 
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到底发生了什么
So what happened?
 
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我跟你讲发生了什么吧
I will tell you what happened.
 
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车管所太歧视人了
The DMV discriminates.
（DMV是Department Of Motor Vehicles的缩写
机动车辆管理局) 

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他们只把驾照发给能够
Yeah. They only give their licenses
 
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完成左转弯的人
to people who can make left-hand turns.
 
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如果你想把车往左开 这招确实有用
They do come in handy when you want to go left.
 
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为啥你要自觉地开到
Why would you purposefully turn
 
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一堆乱糟糟的车流里而抵达你本需
into oncoming traffic when you can go up one block
 
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右拐三次就能到的地方
and make three rights?
 
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谁这么急着要驾照啊 对不
Who needs their license anyway, am I right?
 
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我啊 我要我的驾照啊
I do! I need my license!
 
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别担心 玛蒂 我会开车带你去你想去的地方的
Don't worry, Maddie. I'll drive you anywhere you want to go.
 
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我怎么还叽里呱啦说个不停啊
Seriously, why am I still talking?
 
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我怎么还站在这里啊
Why am I still here?
 
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我马上去把头发理了
I'll go get my hair cut.

LAM0111C

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各位 我有个大好消息要宣布一下
Guys! I have something really exciting to say.
 
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你能不能先闭嘴两个小时
How about you pause your piehole for two hours?
 
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我们待会再聊
We'll get to you later.
 
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我们都洗耳恭听了 丽芙
We're all listening, Liv.
 
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很好
Okay.
 
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今年夏天威斯康星州
There is a major film
 
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有一部大电影要进行拍摄
shooting in Wisconsin this summer,
 
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我被提名参演一个主要角色
and I'm up for a big part.
 
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真刺激 电影讲什么的
How exciting! What's it about?
 
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大概是关于一群狼崽子在太空里的吧
It's based on some book about wolves in space.
 
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《太空狼人》
"Space Werewolves!"
 
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这是我最喜欢的漫画小说了
That is my favorite graphic novel.
 
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不会吧
No way!
 
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他们想让我饰演特里斯坦
They want me to play Tristan.
 
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是特里斯坦·莱肯
As in Tristan Lycanth?
 
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对
Yeah.
 
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那个英雄
The hero?
 
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哈哈 特里斯坦是个男孩
Ha ha, but Tristan's a boy.
 
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准确地说是半狼人半男孩
Technically half-boy, half-werewolf.
 
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但他绝对不会是个女孩子
But he is definitely not a girl.
 
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对 暂时还不是
Right. Not yet.
 
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但是制片人看了我在《放声歌唱》里的表现
But the people making the movie saw my episode of Sing it Loud!
 
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就是我在国际空间站里唱女高音
right where I dreamt that I was on an international space station
 
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打碎了本要撞击地球的小行星
and I saved the earth by singing the high note
 
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拯救了芸芸众生的那一集
that shattered the asteroid before it hit earth. Aah!
 
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我太喜欢那集了
I love that episode.
 
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真的吗 我觉得这里面逻辑错误不少啊
Really? 'Cause I had some logic problems with it.
 
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但是你太出彩了 亲爱的
But you sparkled, honey.
 
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他们实在是太喜欢我了 甚至要考虑把原著的男性角色
They liked it so much that they're considering changing the role of Tristan
 
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为了我而改成女的
into a girl just for me.
 
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我为了丽芙着想 必须要阻止她
I had to stop Liv for her own good.
 
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脑残粉太痴狂了
Fanboys are crazy.
 
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我明白这点 因为我也是其中之一
I should know. I'm one of them.
 
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那可是特里斯坦·莱肯啊
We're talking about Tristan Lycanth.
 
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自由世界的捍卫者啊
Keeper of the claw of freedom.
 
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这俩根本就摆不到一起去
Does this match this?

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- 你好啊 迪吉  - 你好啊 鲁尼
- What's up, Diggie? - What's up, Rooney?
 
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你的头发怎么了
'Sup with your hair?
 
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你不会只听了我爸啰嗦几句
You did not get a haircut
 
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就把头发理了吧
just because my dad told you to.
 
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不 怎么会
No. Not at all.
 
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我只是觉得头发太长罢了 你认为他会喜欢我的新发型么
I totally needed a trim. Do you think he'll like it?
 
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迪吉 你可不能对他言听计从啊
Diggie, you can't let him push you around like this.
 
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我是说 尽管你之前的头发是一团乱麻
I mean, your hair was a hot mess,
 
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但这不是重点啊
but that's not the point.
 
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我根本控制不住 行不 我想让他喜欢我啊
I can't help it, okay? I want him to like me.
 
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他可是你爸 而我们俩是
He's your dad. And you and me are...
 
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管它是什么呢
Whatever we are.
 
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对啊 管它呢
Totally. Whatever.
 
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呃 你需要找一个
Um... you just need to find something
 
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你和我爸都喜欢的爱好 以此来拉近关系
that you and my dad both like and bond over that.
 
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噢 对 太好了 让我看看
Oh, yeah, okay, great. Let's see.
 
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他喜欢对我大吼大叫
He likes growling at me.
 
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你知道他还喜欢什么吗
You know what else he likes...
 
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烧烤
barbecuing.
 
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烤肉架确实比大吼大叫好多了
Grilling sure beats growling.
 
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而且 如果他开始喜欢我了
And, if he starts to like me,
 
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我就可以帮你准备驾照考试了
I could help you prep for your driver's test.
 
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哎呀呀
Aww.
 
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真贴心啊
That's so sweet.
 
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老爸你好啊
Hey, Dad.
 
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我跟你开玩笑呢 亲 哈哈
Dude, I'm kidding. Ha ha.
 
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但他可不会开玩笑
But he won't be.

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噢 嘿 丽芙 你想来点巧克力布丁么
Oh! Hey, Liv, you want some chocolate pudding?
 
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我们在冰箱里发现了一大碗
We found a big bowl of it in the fridge.
 
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呃 二位 这可不是巧克力布丁
Um, boys, that's not chocolate pudding.
 
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这是我的从巴黎运来的有机面膜
That's my organic face mask from Paris.
 
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哦 吼吼吼
Oh, ho ho ho.
 
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特制的布丁啊
Fancy pudding.
 
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对 这是用猩猩的大便做出来的
Yeah. It's made with orangutan poop.
 
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这猴子的伙食真是不错啊
Well, whatever that monkey ate was delicious.
 
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我吃了块香蕉么
Is that banana?
 
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好吧 只要
Okay, just...
 
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哎哟 乔伊
Eww, Joey...
 
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听好了
Get this.
 
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不知道谁在网上散布了小道消息
Somehow word has spread through the blogosphere
 
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说我可能要饰演《太空狼人》里的特里斯坦
that I'm up for the role of Tristan in "Space Werewolves."
 
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我们绝不知道消息是怎么泄露到网上的
Not sure how that info leaked out onto the Internet.
 
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我们怎么会把这么要紧的大新闻发到
We would never post that juicy tidbit
 
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“斯蒂文角《太空狼人》粉丝群”里
on the Stevens Point "Space Werewolves" fan page
 
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来惹毛这帮狼人粉呢
in hopes of enraging local Tristanites.
 
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丽芙会感谢我所做的一切的
Liv will thank me for this later.
 
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让我猜猜
Let me guess.
 
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你饰演特里斯坦的话  脑残粉们
The fanboys were none too pleased
 
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肯定会把你批判一番的
about you playing Tristan.
 
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你也许要看清形势
You probably want to throw in the towel
 
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知难而退了吧
and back out.
 
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呃 不
Uh, no.
 
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我跟这帮脑子进水的家伙纠结个什么呢
I mean, why do I care what nerd nation
 
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因为我们是一股强大的势力而足以
Because we are a powerful force to be reckoned with...
 
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我是说 他们才是
I mean, they are!
 
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随便吧
Whatever.
 
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这周末我要在纳维尔礼品店店参加
This weekend I have a personal appearance
 
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一个见面会 签售《放声歌唱》的光盘
at Neville's Novelty Shoppe to sign "Sing it Loud!" DVDs.
 
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你们干嘛不跟我来呢
Why don't you guys come with me?
 
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丽芙 纳维尔商店是脑残粉的大本营啊
Liv, Neville's is fanboy central.
 
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如果他们发现你对《太空狼人》的情节一无所知
and then find out that you don't know what you're talking about
 
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就会把你生吞活剥的
they will eat you alive.
 
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这是个生活在太空的狼人故事
He's a werewolf and he lives in space.
 
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我觉得我还需要学习的内容都在这本书里了
I think anything else I need to learn about him will be in here.
 
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我大概周六前就能看完了吧
I can probably finish this by Saturday, yeah?
 
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丽芙 这是第一册
Liv, that's volume 1.
 
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总共有64册呢
There are 64 volumes.
 
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嗬
Hah!
 
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怪不得他们要把书翻拍成电影
No wonder they're making this into a movie.
 
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谁有工夫看完这么多书啊
Who would want to read all that?

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呃
Ugh!
 
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呃
Ugh!
 
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323页的
323 pages
 
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《道路交通守则》
of "Rules of the Road,"
 
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而编者只字未提
and not once did they admit
 
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左转进一堆车流里
that turning left into oncoming traffic
 
209
00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:17,595
是很蠢的
is insane.
 
210
00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:20,666
420页的狼人和飞船的故事
420 pages of werewolves and spaceships,
 
211
00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,934
而其中唯一我认真看的就是
and the only thing I'm really looking is that
 
212
00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,761
我穿上特里斯坦的宇航服帅呆了
I think I could totally rock Tristan's space suit.
 
213
00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:26,871
没错啊
Yeah...
 
214
00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:28,840
等你看到穆尔斯之战那一段
just wait till they get to the Battle of Mirth.
 
216
00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:31,242
也就是他遇见凯特拉那段
That's when he meets Kytra,
 
217
00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,910
再后面的历险故事就引人入胜了
and that's when the adventure really kicks off.
 
219
00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:38,216
你这科幻迷藏得够深啊
You undercover Sci-Fi geek.
 
220
00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:41,552
你完全就读过这本书
You've totally read this book.
 
221
00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:42,987
对 我其实全套都看了
Yeah, I've actually read them all.
 
222
00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:44,789
我很喜欢这书 而且我必须承认
I love them. And I have to admit...
 
223
00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:47,792
我其实看你去饰演特里斯坦是持观望态度的
I am a little on the fence about you playing Tristan myself.
 
224
00:08:47,794 --> 00:08:50,595
好吧 一 你怎敢这么说
Okay... one, how dare you.
 
225
00:08:51,930 --> 00:08:54,232
二 帮帮我吧
And two, help me.
 
226
00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,734
得了吧 丽芙 你急个什么呢
Okay, Liv, why are you wigging out?
 
227
00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,636
因为我真的很想要这个角色啊
Because I really want this role.
 
228
00:08:58,638 --> 00:08:59,937
我知道我已经是个明星了
I mean, I know that I've been playing it cool,
 
229
00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:01,939
但是参演的这部电影分量最大
but this is way bigger than my show
 
230
00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:05,176
还能完全把我的演艺事业提升到一片崭新的空间
and it could send me into a completely new acting stratosphere.
 
231
00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:08,279
但我却不知道怎么给脑残粉留下深刻的印象
I just have no idea how to impress these fanboys.
 
232
00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,781
呃 好吧 我的确很想帮你
Okay, well, I would love to help you
 
233
00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,682
但是 丽芙 我的驾照考试和你的
but, Liv, my driver's test is on the same day
 
234
00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:12,984
签售会在同一天啊
as your autograph signing.
 
235
00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,185
而我还不知道怎么
And I still have no idea
 
236
00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:16,587
完成这个愚蠢的左转弯
how to make a stupid left-hand turn.
 
237
00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:19,624
我有个疯狂的好主意啦
I have a twin-sane idea!
 
238
00:09:20,859 --> 00:09:24,028
这周六 我就是你而你就是我
This Saturday, I'll be you and you be me.
 
239
00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:25,696
- 等下 你指的是  - 姐妹身份对调
- Wait, you mean like... - A switch-a-Rooney.
 
241
00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:30,868
我去摆平这帮脑残粉
I'll face your fanboys.
 
242
00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:32,737
而你帮我把驾照拿到手
And I will take your driver's test.
 
243
00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,639
太完美了
Perfect!
 
244
00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:36,274
为什么你的床黏糊糊的
Why is this bed so squishy?
 
246
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:45,950
因为我坐在一摊比萨饼上啊
Because I am sitting on a pizza.
 
247
00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:49,053
体谅一下半夜饿肚子的女孩吧
A girl gets hungry at 3:00 A.M.

LAM0111G

249
00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:58,763
这就是我杀死猛龙的全过程
Web... and that's how I slay the dragon.
 
250
00:10:00,732 --> 00:10:02,867
嘿 亚蒂 你有空么
Hey, Artie, you got a minute?
 
251
00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:03,968
你好啊 乔伊
Hey, Joey.
 
252
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,303
你有女朋友啦
You got a girlfriend?
 
253
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,805
好啊
Burn!
 
254
00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:12,176
这怎么会好啊  去年秋天你把你妈带到新生舞会上去了
How is that a burn? You took your mom to the freshman dance last fall.
 
255
00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:19,083
那是什么风把你吹回了
So, what brings you crawling back
 
256
00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,985
学校的太空 太空 太空
to the Society of Space... Space... space...
 
257
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,720
勒 勒 勒 昂 昂 昂 
Were... were... were... Wol... wol... wol...
 
258
00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,622
狼 狼 狼 人 人 人的社团
wol... wol... wol... ves... ves?
 
260
00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:29,227
我被投票开除了社团籍
I was voted out of the Society
 
261
00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,929
只是因为觉得戴个狼尾巴很蠢
for suggesting that wolf tails were stupid.
 
262
00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,631
我错了吗
Was I wrong?
 
263
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,800
同志们 我哪里错了
People, was I wrong?
 
264
00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:39,203
我想跟你谈谈我姐丽芙的事
I want to talk to you about my sister Liv.
 
265
00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:40,872
别 啦啦啦我听不见
No la la la la.
 
266
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,007
我们绝不会说出那个想亵渎特里斯坦的
We do not speak the name of that she-devil
 
267
00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:45,676
女魔头的名字
who wants to desecrate Tristan.
 
268
00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,044
除非她委托你来请我陪她跳舞
Unless she sent you to ask me to prom,
 
269
00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:48,607
这样的话 跟她说我也许会答应
in which case, let her know I say maybe.
 
270
00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,382
不见不散了
Be gone with you.
 
272
00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:55,653
听好了 亚蒂
Listen, Artie.
 
273
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,155
我们有个公敌啊
We have a common enemy here,
 
274
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,789
我们必须通力合作
and we need to work together
 
275
00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,825
来保证特里斯坦的神圣地位
to defend the iconic character
 
276
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,094
不可被撼动
that is Tristan.
 
277
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:06,197
你我原本是强有力的同盟
We were once powerful allies, you and I.
 
278
00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,133
磕碰不断的盟友啊
An uneasy alliance.
 
279
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:12,737
我的狼耳朵竖起来了
My wolf ears are perked.
 
280
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,806
丽芙明天会到纳维尔商店
Liv will be down at Neville's tomorrow.
 
281
00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:18,442
我要让你给她秀秀《太空狼人》
I need you to show her the real fangs
 
282
00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:21,112
脑残粉真正的獠牙
of a true "Space Werewolves" fanboy.
 
283
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,047
脑残粉
Fanboy?
 
284
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:25,850
这可是个贬义词啊 同志
That term is derogatory, sir.
 
285
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:30,054
我们更喜欢被称作“空想主义爱好者”
We prefer "fantasy enthusiast."
 
286
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,455
所以你要去砸场子
So will you do it?
 
287
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:34,358
哦 听起来爽极了 乔伊
Oh, sounds great, Joey.
 
288
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,228
我会高兴地跳着舞钻进你的圈套里啊
I'd happily waltz right into your trap.
 
289
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,463
你把我当傻瓜了吗
Do you take me for a fool?!
 
290
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,201
是的 我确实把你当傻瓜了
Yes. Yes, I do.
 
291
00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:48,272
而换做特里斯坦的话就是
But as Tristan himself would say...
 
292
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,907
当你的敌人
When an enemy
 
293
00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:53,211
- 伸出了魔爪 舔一口吧
- offers his paw, lick it.
 
294
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,447
若你可在明日将他的后腿
If only to tear off his hind leg...
 
295
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,182
碎成万段
Tomorrow.
 
296
00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,052
哦
Oh!
 
297
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,220
不去踢馆子就像是
Saying no to that would be like
 
298
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,188
背叛了特里斯坦一样
saying no to Tristan himself.
 
299
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,023
干得好 孤狼
Well played, lone wolf.
 
300
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:08,025
确实干得漂亮
Well played indeed.
 
302
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:11,195
啊
Aah!
 
303
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,299
傻缺
Nerds!

LAM0111H

305
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,141
聊天发短信请靠边
Pull over to talk or text.
 
306
00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:28,946
唔 这块焦糖烧肉真是太好吃了
Mmm! Gotta love a brown sugar glaze.
 
308
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,450
走廊内严禁饮食
No eating in the halls.
 
309
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,518
我忍不住啊 教练
I can't help it, coach.
 
310
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,320
我对这块烤骨架着了魔了
Just falls off the bone.
 
311
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:40,291
你拿的好像是纯正的烧烤肉啊
That's some solid-looking barbecue you got there.
 
312
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,293
谢谢
Thank you.
 
313
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,263
我是看《烧烤月刊》上的步骤做的
I followed a recipe from "Barbecue Monthly."
 
314
00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:50,001
哎呀 黑胡椒放多了
Oh! Too much black pepper.
 
315
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,036
烧烤真是一门高深的艺术啊
Ah, it was all so confusing.
 
316
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,372
我爸爸是个
My father's...
 
317
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,439
素食主义者
A vegetarian.

319
00:12:57,844 --> 00:13:00,044
我一直缺少一位烧烤方面的导师
I just have no one to guide me.
 
320
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:02,313
呃 不是我故意炫耀
Well, I don't like to brag,
 
321
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,982
但是去年夏天我确实在
but last summer I did win
 
322
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:08,853
斯蒂文角烧烤比赛中拔得头筹
the Stevens Point "Thrilla on the Grilla" cook-off.
 
323
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:12,023
太棒了 鲁尼教练果然吃了这一套
Oh, yeah! Coach Rooney took the barbecue bait.
 
324
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,924
但是为什么他对我的发型只字未提
But seriously, not one word about the haircut?
 
325
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,926
这不是白弄了么
What gives?

LAM0111I

326
00:13:19,696 --> 00:13:21,165
嘿 快看啊
Hey, check it out...
 
327
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,067
我刚把丽芙的牙刷卖给了《放声歌唱》的粉丝
I sold Liv's toothbrush to a "Sing it Loud!" Fan
 
328
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,202
得到了一堆黏糊糊的眼球糖
and got us a bunch of gummy eyeballs.
 
330
00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:29,907
真可惜 她只有一把牙刷
Too bad she only has one toothbrush.
 
331
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:33,944
哦 开玩笑呢吧 那把牙刷是我在人行道边上捡的
Oh, please... I picked that one off the sidewalk out front.
 
332
00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,215
呃
Oh...
 
333
00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:43,120
姐妹身份对调开始了
The switch-a-Rooney was on.
 
334
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,955
我花了四个小时来烫头发
It took me four hours to do my hair
 
335
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:46,991
而且丽芙要让我把头晾在床外睡觉
and Liv made me sleep with my head hanging off the mattress
 
336
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,459
来确保不把头发给压回去了
to protect the pouf.
 
338
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:52,363
我的口水甚至流到我鼻子里了
I drooled into my own nose.
 
342
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:13,250
非常感谢各位光临
Thank you all so much for coming
 
343
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:15,586
第四季的《放声歌唱》
to the season 4 DVD signing
 
344
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,922
光盘签售会
of  Sing it Loud!
 
345
00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:23,427
亚蒂来了
Artie's here.
 
346
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:26,364
好戏开场了
Let the games begin.
 
347
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,898
丽芙·鲁尼
Liv Rooney.
 
348
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,600
近日有流言说你
Are the rumors true that you,
 
349
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:33,170
一个黄毛丫头 要饰演特里斯坦·莱肯
a girl, might play Tristan Lycanth?
 
351
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,041
流言是真的 脑残粉
It's true, fanboy.
 
352
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,342
你还有意见了
What say you?
 
353
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:41,912
我的意见是这是罪恶滔天不可饶恕的
I say it's intergalactic blasphemy!
 
354
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,914
而我会证明你根本不值得演这个角色
And I shall prove you're unworthy.
 
355
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,884
注意一下 我的小喽啰们在网络直播呢
Be warned my minions are live blogging.
 
356
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,421
网址是 伟大的亚蒂王@狼圈.嗷呜
King_Artie_the_magnificent @ wolfspot dot howl.
 
357
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,555
哈哈
Ha ha.
 
358
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,158
放马过来吧 亚蒂王
Bring it on, king Artie.
 
359
00:14:54,926 --> 00:14:58,195
说说特里斯坦的血统吧
Speak for Tristan's lineage.
 
360
00:15:00,031 --> 00:15:01,599
他的父母是谁
Who are his parents?
 
361
00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:07,204
丽芙马上要出大丑啦
Liv is about to go down in flames.
 
362
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,606
他的父母
His parents
 
363
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,275
是狼人马格洛
are the werewolf Magrol
 
364
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,411
和赛拉女王
and queen Zira.
 
365
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,046
哈 咋样
Bam! What?!
 
367
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:24,021
我是说 真是个妙绝了的好问题啊
I mean, space-tastic question.

369
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,092
是玛蒂
Maddie.

LAM0111J

370
00:15:30,395 --> 00:15:33,431
好啦  咱们可以上路了
Okay, we are good to go.

371
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,132
呃  你好像忘了一件事情嘛
Uh, I think we're forgetting one thing.

372
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,669
哦  对  对 
Oh! Ha ha. Yes.

373
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,938
还没有涂唇彩呢
Lip gloss.

374
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,974
不  记录上写着你必须戴着眼镜
No, it says here you're required to wear glasses

375
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,609
才能开车
to drive.

377
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,348
是吗
Does it say that?

378
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:54,051
我只是拍照的时候会戴眼镜的
I thought I just needed those for the picture.

380
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,121
给我戴上你的眼镜
Put 'em on.

381
00:16:00,258 --> 00:16:03,160
哦  天哪  我的眼睛
O. M. Eyeballs.

382
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:06,030
发动  换挡
Now start the car and put it in gear.

383
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:08,432
当然
Absolutely. ( Laughs )

384
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:11,101
如果您能  告诉我
If you could just... Direct me to the...

385
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,270
点火器在哪里
Ignition.

387
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,074
好像不能是吧
No?

389
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,980
启动了  很好
All right. This is good.

390
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,483
左转  前面有建筑物
Now merge left. There's construction ahead.

391
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,985
呃  左转  左转啊
- Uh... - Go left. I said left!

393
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,287
太快了太快了
Okay, too far, too far.

394
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,022
明白  垃圾桶
- Okay. - Garbage can.

395
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,091
我不知道
- I don't... - ( Tires squealing )

398
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,029
现在
Okay.

399
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,431
停车
Pull the vehicle over.

400
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,233
呃  好的
Uh, uh, okay.

401
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,101
减速  减速
Slow down. Slow down!

402
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,269
我不  邮箱
- I'm not... I... - Mailbox.

403
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,604
邮箱啊  说啥
- Mailbox! - What?!

406
00:16:54,579 --> 00:16:56,580
那么
So... ( Sighs )

407
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,649
我过了吗
Pass?

LAM0111K

408
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,557
好咧   咱俩哥们
Here we are... a couple of dudes

409
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,059
要来点烧烤乐子了
getting ready to do some chillin' and grillin'.

410
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,762
我刚刚叫你哥们没问题吧
Are you okay that I just called you a dude?

411
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,664
放松放松哥们  我们是在烧烤
Relax, we're barbecuing.

412
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,367
烧烤的时候  大家都是哥们
Everybody's a dude.

413
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,669
太好了  正式行动啦
Okay. Let's do this.

414
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,538
当然咯
Absolutely.

415
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,140
不过  首先  我要你办点事儿
First, I need you to do a few things.

416
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,342
悉听尊便  
Hit me. Whatever you want.

417
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,177
剥玉米  给肉入味
Shuck the corn? Season the meat?

418
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,813
修草坪
Mow the lawn.

419
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,315
呃  啥
Um, what?

420
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,684
清水管  换轮胎
And clean the gutters, rotate my tires,

421
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,220
补浴盆  还有洗碗
grout the tub, and empty the dishwasher.

422
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,122
哥们
Dude.

423
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:41,325
这些都跟烧烤八竿子打不到一块儿啊
What does that have to do with barbecuing?

424
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,093
我怎么就真以为你来我这儿是学东西的呢
I thought you came here to learn.

425
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,828
我先去修草坪
Let me go get the lawn mower.

427
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,765
我知道迪吉的伎俩
I knew exactly what Diggie was doing.

428
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,734
借烧烤之名来拉拢我这个老爸
Using barbecue to soften up the old man?

429
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,103
他要是想博得我的好感
If he wanted to get on my good side,

430
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:54,605
还是得先
he was going to have to get on the good side

431
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,408
过了我这一关再说
of my to-do list.

432
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,344
终于  有甜头了
Finally, a little thrilla on the grilla!

433
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,147
家务活儿饿死人
All those chores made me hungry.

435
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,084
这是我的
That's mine.

436
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,521
怎么  你竟然忘记带你自己的牛排来了
What... did you forget to bring your own steak?

437
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,858
下次咯
Maybe next time.

438
00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:19,863
下次
Next time?

439
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:22,800
我成功啦
I'm in! ( Laughs )

440
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,102
噢
- ( Sizzles ) - Aah!

441
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,838
带你自己的牛排来  太经典了
"Bring your own steak." Classic!

442
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:33,143
你为什么要折磨那个可怜的孩子
Why are you messing with that poor boy?

443
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:36,146
只是确认一下他配不配得上咱们女儿
I'm just making sure he's good enough for my daughter.

444
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,148
辛苦的一天啊
And I'm done for the day.

445
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,851
别告诉玛蒂
Don't tell Maddie,

446
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,153
不过话说回来  除了他那搞笑的名字
but except for that stupid name,

447
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,189
那男孩不错
Diggie's all right.

LAM0111L

448
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,794
最后一个问题
Final question, girl.

449
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,898
崔斯坦劈开宇宙太虚的时候
When Tristan split the galactic pangaea,

450
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,835
他跟原始居民说了什么
what did he say to the scattering colonies?

451
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,306
狼人们  快到恒星上去吧
"Run to the stars, wolves.

452
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,541
但是永远以你们的家人为重
- ( Mouthing along ) - But always put first your families.

453
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:05,876
因为  正是他们的爱
For their love

454
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,145
你们才会出现在宇宙
keeps you tethered to the universe."

455
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,716
哇  你还必须得承认
( Sighs ) Wow. You've gotta admit...

456
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,618
玛蒂给丽芙来了个起死回生啊
Maddie's making Liv look really good.

457
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,453
她骗不了任何人
She's not fooling anyone.

458
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:19,456
却骗了这里的所有人
Well, except everyone here.

459
00:19:20,525 --> 00:19:24,728
哇  丽芙鲁尼
Well, Liv Rooney...

460
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,930
你通过了
I'm sold.

461
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:31,568
我是说  你演崔斯坦会很棒的
I mean, you will make a great Tristan Lycanth.

462
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:35,706
向崔斯坦致礼
All hail the she-Tristan!

464
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,878
呃  知会一声
And, FYI...

465
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,181
我舞会还没邀请别人
I currently am available for le prom.

467
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:48,919
但是好像你
But your window of opportunity

468
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,822
没有机会啦
is closing.

469
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,323
邦
Boop!

470
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,725
亚迪
Artie.

471
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,527
你好好想想
Are you serious?

472
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,496
你真能接受我姐姐（一个女生）出演崔斯坦（宇宙大英雄）吗
You can accept my sister playing Tristan?

473
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,865
你还有什么
What part of... ( Howls loudly )

474
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,333
想不通的  哈
Don't you understand?

475
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:06,904
这么说  帕克和我是唯一
Okay, so Parker and I are the only ones

476
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,839
持干戈之矛的人咯
that have a problem with this?

477
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,474
呃  你是一个唯一一个
Um, speak for yourself.

478
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:11,875
丽芙也得我心
She won me over too.

479
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:15,579
亚迪  给我来条尾巴
Artie, tail me.

483
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,294
我才知道
It was at that moment that I realized

484
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:31,929
我才是可能会伤害丽芙的
I was the crazy fanboy

485
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,597
那个狂粉
that I was trying to protect Liv from.

486
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,933
我才是被家族逐弃的人
I was untethered from my family.

487
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,901
我才是离群之狼
I was the lone wolf.

488
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:42,239
并且  我不该吃那15个泡泡眼球糖的
And I should not have eaten 15 gummy eyeballs.

489
00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:44,608
亚迪
You know what, Artie...

490
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,977
我也要一条尾巴
tail me too.

491
00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:53,517
向崔斯坦致礼
All hail the she-Tristan!