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Okay, Liv and Maddie will be back from their driving test any second.

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Ready to celebrate?

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Check it.

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Sing it loud!

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Bam! What?!

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Ooh, I can't wait to get my license

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and be able to go wherever I want.

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( Laughs ) Within the city limits.

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Before my curfew.

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In a beat-up minivan that smells like Joey's feet.

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Still freedom.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Freedom?

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( Scoffs ) Try loss of freedom.

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Who wants to drive when you can sit shotgun

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and text until your thumbs fall off?

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( Chuckles ) Not me.

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I'm stoked for Maddie. Having a license...

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that means she can go anywhere and do anything.

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That a responsible teenager would do

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after getting approval from her father.

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Not that I've ever asked her not to get approval.

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Why am I still talking?

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( Mouthing )

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Why are you in my house?

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Why haven't you gotten a haircut?

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We've all got questions.

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( Gasps ) There she is.

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- ( All cheer ) - Congratulations, Liv.

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One of our two new drivers.

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Yes. Hold your rah-rahs.

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Only one of us passed.

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Total bummer-rang.

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Aw, you'll get it next time, kid.

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No. I'm the one who passed.

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( Laughs ) License to surprise!

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Wait, if you passed, that means Maddie failed.

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Maddie doesn't fail anything.

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- Ooh! - Oh!

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( Shouts )

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Burn it! Burn it all!

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( All chatter )

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Well...

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I failed.

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Guess I know what it feels like to be a loser now.

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You know what I'm talking about, Joey.

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Ouch! I would call that a drive-by...

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if you had your license.

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( Imitates explosion )

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So what happened?

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I will tell you what happened.

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The DMV discriminates.

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Yeah. They only give their licenses

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to people who can make left-hand turns.

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They do come in handy when you want to go left.

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Why would you purposefully turn

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into oncoming traffic when you can go up one block

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and make three rights?

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Who needs their license anyway, am I right?

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I do! I need my license!

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Don't worry, Maddie. I'll drive you anywhere you want to go.

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Seriously, why am I still talking?

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Why am I still here?

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I'll go get my hair cut.

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Better in stereo

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b... b... better in stereo

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-  I'm up with the sunshine -  Let's go

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-  I lace up my high tops -  Oh no

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slam dunk, ready or not

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yeah, show me what you got

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-  I'm under the spotlight -  Holler

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I dare you, come on and follow

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you dance to your own beat

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I'll sing the melody

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when you say yea-ah-ah

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I say no-oh-oh

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when you say stop

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all I want to do is go go go

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you you, the other half of me me

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the half I'll never be-e

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the half that drives me crazy

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you you, the better half of me me

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the half I'll always need

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but we both know

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we're better in stereo.

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Guys! I have something really exciting to say.

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How about you pause your piehole for two hours?

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We'll get to you later.

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We're all listening, Liv.

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Okay.

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There is a major film

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shooting in Wisconsin this summer,

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and I'm up for a big part.

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How exciting! What's it about?

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It's based on some book about wolves in space.

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Both: "Space Werewolves!"

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( Squeals ) That is my favorite graphic novel.

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No way!

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They want me to play Tristan.

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As in Tristan Lycanth?

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Yeah.

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The hero?

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Ha ha, but Tristan's a boy.

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Technically half-boy, half-werewolf.

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But he is definitely not a girl.

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Right. Not yet.

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But the people making the movie saw my episode of Sing it  Loud!

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right where I dreamt that I was on an international space station

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and I saved the earth by singing the high note

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that shattered the asteroid before it hit earth. Aah!

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( Sings high note )

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( Imitates explosion )

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I love that episode.

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Really? 'Cause I had some logic problems with it.

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But you sparkled, honey.

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They liked it so much that they're considering changing the role of Tristan

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into a girl just for me.

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I had to stop Liv for her own good.

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Fanboys are crazy.

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I should know. I'm one of them.

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( Clicks tongue )

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We're talking about Tristan Lycanth.

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Keeper of the claw of freedom.

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Does this match this?

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- What's up, Diggie? - What's up, Rooney?

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'Sup with your hair?

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You did not get a haircut

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just because my dad told you to.

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( Scoffs ) No. Not at all.

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I totally needed a trim. Do you think he'll like it?

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Diggie, you can't let him push you around like this.

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I mean, your hair was a hot mess,

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but that's not the point.

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I can't help it, okay? I want him to like me.

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He's your dad. And you and me are...

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Whatever we are.

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Totally. Whatever.

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Um... you just need to find something

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that you and my dad both like and bond over that.

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Oh, yeah, okay, great. Let's see.

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He likes growling at me.

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You know what else he likes...

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barbecuing.

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Grilling sure beats growling.

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And, if he starts to like me,

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I could help you prep for your driver's test.

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Aww. ( Laughs, snorts )

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That's so sweet.

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- Hey, Dad. - ( Exclaims )

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( Laughs )

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Dude, I'm kidding. Ha ha.

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But he won't be.

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Oh! Hey, Liv, you want some chocolate pudding?

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We found a big bowl of it in the fridge.

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Um, boys, that's not chocolate pudding.

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That's my organic face mask from Paris.

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Oh, ho ho ho.

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Fancy pudding.

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Yeah. It's made with orangutan poop.

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( Sputters )

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Well, whatever that monkey ate was delicious.

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Is that banana?

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Okay, just...

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Eww, Joey...

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( clears throat )

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Get this.

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Somehow word has spread through the blogosphere

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that I'm up for the role of Tristan in "Space Werewolves."

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Not sure how that info leaked out onto the Internet.

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We would never post that juicy tidbit

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on the Stevens Point "Space Werewolves" fan page

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in hopes of enraging local Tristanites.

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( Laughs )

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Liv will thank me for this later.

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Let me guess.

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The fanboys were none too pleased

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about you playing Tristan.

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You probably want to throw in the towel

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and back out.

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Uh, no.

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I mean, why do I care what nerd nation

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Because we are a powerful force to be reckoned with...

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I mean, they are!

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( Clears throat ) Whatever.

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This weekend I have a personal appearance

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at Neville's Novelty Shoppe to sign "Sing it Loud!" DVDs.

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Why don't you guys come with me?

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Liv, Neville's is fanboy central.

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and then find out that you don't know what you're talking about

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they will eat you alive.

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He's a werewolf and he lives in space.

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I think anything else I need to learn about him will be in here.

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I can probably finish this by Saturday, yeah?

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Liv, that's volume 1.

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There are 64 volumes.

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Hah!

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No wonder they're making this into a movie.

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Who would want to read all that?

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Ugh!

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Ugh!

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323 pages

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of "Rules of the Road,"

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and not once did they admit

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that turning left into oncoming traffic

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is insane.

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420 pages of werewolves and spaceships,

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and the only thing I'm really looking is that

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I think I could totally rock Tristan's space suit.

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Yeah...

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just wait till they get to the Battle of Mirth.

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( Imitates gunfire )

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That's when he meets Kytra,

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and that's when the adventure really kicks off.

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( Gasps )

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You undercover Sci-Fi geek.

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You've totally read this book.

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Yeah, I've actually read them all.

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I love them. And I have to admit...

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I am a little on the fence about you playing Tristan myself.

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Okay... one, how dare you.

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And two, help me.

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Okay, Liv, why are you wigging out?

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Because I really want this role.

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I mean, I know that I've been playing it cool,

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but this is way bigger than my show

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and it could send me into a completely new acting stratosphere.

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I just have no idea how to impress these fanboys.

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Okay, well, I would love to help you

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but, Liv, my driver's test is on the same day

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as your autograph signing.

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And I still have no idea

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how to make a stupid left-hand turn.

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I have a twin-sane idea!

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This Saturday, I'll be you and you be me.

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- Wait, you mean like... - A switch-a-Rooney.

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( Both scream )

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I'll face your fanboys.

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And I will take your driver's test.

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Perfect! ( Laughs )

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Why is this bed so squishy?

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( Clears throat )

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Because I am sitting on a pizza.

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A girl gets hungry at 3:00 A.M.

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Web... and that's how I slay the dragon.

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Hey, Artie, you got a minute?

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Hey, Joey.

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You got a girlfriend?

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Burn!

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How is that a burn? You took your mom to the freshman dance last fall.

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So, what brings you crawling back

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to the Society of Space... Space... space...

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Were... were... were... Wol... wol... wol...

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wol... wol... wol... ves... ves?

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( Howls )

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I was voted out of the Society

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for suggesting that wolf tails were stupid.

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Was I wrong?

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People, was I wrong?

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I want to talk to you about my sister Liv.

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No la la la la.

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We do not speak the name of that she-devil

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who wants to desecrate Tristan.

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Unless she sent you to ask me to prom,

269
00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:48,607
in which case, let her know I say maybe.

270
00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,382
Be gone with you.

271
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,684
( Yelps )

272
00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:55,653
Listen, Artie.

273
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,155
We have a common enemy here,

274
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,789
and we need to work together

275
00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,825
to defend the iconic character

276
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,094
that is Tristan.

277
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:06,197
We were once powerful allies, you and I.

278
00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,133
An uneasy alliance.

279
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:12,737
My wolf ears are perked.

280
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,806
Liv will be down at Neville's tomorrow.

281
00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:18,442
I need you to show her the real fangs

282
00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:21,112
of a true "Space Werewolves" fanboy.

283
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,047
Fanboy?

284
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:25,850
That term is derogatory, sir.

285
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:30,054
We prefer "fantasy enthusiast."

286
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,455
So will you do it?

287
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:34,358
Oh, sounds great, Joey.

288
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,228
I'd happily waltz right into your trap.

289
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,463
Do you take me for a fool?!

290
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,201
Yes. Yes, I do.

291
00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:48,272
But as Tristan himself would say...

292
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,907
( In a deep voice ) When an enemy

293
00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:53,211
- offers his paw, lick it. - ( Mouthing along )

294
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,447
If only to tear off his hind leg...

295
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,182
Tomorrow.

296
00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,052
Oh!

297
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,220
Saying no to that would be like

298
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,188
saying no to Tristan himself.

299
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,023
Well played, lone wolf.

300
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:08,025
Well played indeed.

301
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,094
( Howls loudly )

302
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:11,195
Aah!

303
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,299
Nerds!

Liv.And.Maddie.S01E11.part08.srt

305
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,141
Pull over to talk or text.

306
00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:28,946
Mmm! Gotta love a brown sugar glaze.

307
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,281
( Blows whistle )

308
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,450
No eating in the halls.

309
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,518
I can't help it, coach.

310
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,320
Just falls off the bone.

311
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:40,291
That's some solid-looking barbecue you got there.

312
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,293
Thank you.

313
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,263
I followed a recipe from "Barbecue Monthly."

314
00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:50,001
Oh! Too much black pepper.

315
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,036
Ah, it was all so confusing.

316
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,372
My father's...

317
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,439
A vegetarian.

318
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,842
( Winces )

319
00:12:57,844 --> 00:13:00,044
I just have no one to guide me.

320
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:02,313
Well, I don't like to brag,

321
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,982
but last summer I did win

322
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:08,853
the Stevens Point "Thrilla on the Grilla" cook-off.

323
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:12,023
Oh, yeah! Coach Rooney took the barbecue bait.

324
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,924
But seriously, not one word about the haircut?

325
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,926
What gives?

Liv.And.Maddie.S01E11.part09.srt

326
00:13:19,696 --> 00:13:21,165
Hey, check it out...

327
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,067
I sold Liv's toothbrush to a "Sing it Loud!" Fan

328
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,202
and got us a bunch of gummy eyeballs.

329
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:26,937
( Mouths )

330
00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:29,907
Too bad she only has one toothbrush.

331
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:33,944
Oh, please... I picked that one off the sidewalk out front.

332
00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,215
Oh...

333
00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:43,120
The switch-a-Rooney was on.

334
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,955
It took me four hours to do my hair

335
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:46,991
and Liv made me sleep with my head hanging off the mattress

336
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,459
to protect the pouf.

337
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:49,894
( Snorts )

338
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:52,363
I drooled into my own nose.

339
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,938
( Cheering )

340
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,407
( Scattered applause )

341
00:14:07,245 --> 00:14:08,846
( Object shatters )

342
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:13,250
Thank you all so much for coming

343
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:15,586
to the season 4 DVD signing

344
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,922
of  Sing it Loud!

345
00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:23,427
Artie's here.

346
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:26,364
Let the games begin.

347
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,898
Liv Rooney.

348
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,600
Are the rumors true that you,

349
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:33,170
a girl, might play Tristan Lycanth?

350
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,572
( Clicks, drops pen )

351
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,041
It's true, fanboy.

352
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,342
What say you?

353
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:41,912
I say it's intergalactic blasphemy!

354
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,914
And I shall prove you're unworthy.

355
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,884
Be warned my minions are live blogging.

356
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,421
King_Artie_the_magnificent @ wolfspot dot howl.

357
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,555
Ha ha.

358
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,158
Bring it on, king Artie.

359
00:14:54,926 --> 00:14:58,195
Speak for Tristan's lineage.

360
00:15:00,031 --> 00:15:01,599
Who are his parents?

361
00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:07,204
Liv is about to go down in flames.

362
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,606
His parents

363
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,275
are the werewolf Magrol

364
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,411
and queen Zira.

365
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,046
Bam! What?!

366
00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:20,117
( Laughs )

367
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:24,021
I mean, space-tastic question.

368
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,556
( Laughs )

369
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,092
Both: Maddie.

Liv.And.Maddie.S01E11.part10.srt

370
00:15:30,395 --> 00:15:33,431
Okay, we are good to go.

371
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,132
Uh, I think we're forgetting one thing.

372
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,669
Oh! Ha ha. Yes.

373
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,938
Lip gloss.

374
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,974
No, it says here you're required to wear glasses

375
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,609
to drive.

376
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,446
( Laughs )

377
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,348
Does it say that?

378
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:54,051
I thought I just needed those for the picture.

379
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,553
( Both laugh )

380
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,121
Put 'em on.

381
00:16:00,258 --> 00:16:03,160
O. M. Eyeballs.

382
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:06,030
Now start the car and put it in gear.

383
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:08,432
Absolutely. ( Laughs )

384
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:11,101
If you could just... Direct me to the...

385
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,270
Ignition.

386
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,606
( Laughing )

387
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,074
No?

388
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:20,411
( Starts ignition )

389
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,980
All right. This is good.

390
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,483
Now merge left. There's construction ahead.

391
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,985
- Uh... - Go left. I said left!

392
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:28,986
- ( Tires squeal ) - ( Screams )

393
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,287
Okay, too far, too far.

394
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,022
- Okay. - Garbage can.

395
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,091
- I don't... - ( Tires squealing )

396
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:35,759
- ( Shouts ) - ( Thuds )

397
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,328
( Horn blares )

398
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,029
Okay.

399
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,431
Pull the vehicle over.

400
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,233
Uh, uh, okay.

401
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,101
Slow down. Slow down!

402
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,269
- I'm not... I... - Mailbox.

403
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,604
- Mailbox! - What?!

404
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,405
- ( Thuds ) - ( Both scream )

405
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:51,075
( Airbags hiss )

406
00:16:54,579 --> 00:16:56,580
So... ( Sighs )

407
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,649
Pass?

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408
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,557
Here we are... a couple of dudes

409
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,059
getting ready to do some chillin' and grillin'.

410
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,762
Are you okay that I just called you a dude?

411
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,664
Relax, we're barbecuing.

412
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,367
Everybody's a dude.

413
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,669
Okay. Let's do this.

414
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,538
Absolutely.

415
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,140
First, I need you to do a few things.

416
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,342
Hit me. Whatever you want.

417
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,177
Shuck the corn? Season the meat?

418
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,813
Mow the lawn.

419
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,315
Um, what?

420
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,684
And clean the gutters, rotate my tires,

421
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,220
grout the tub, and empty the dishwasher.

422
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,122
Dude.

423
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:41,325
What does that have to do with barbecuing?

424
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,093
I thought you came here to learn.

425
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,828
Let me go get the lawn mower.

426
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,096
( Door opens )

427
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,765
I knew exactly what Diggie was doing.

428
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,734
Using barbecue to soften up the old man?

429
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,103
If he wanted to get on my good side,

430
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:54,605
he was going to have to get on the good side

431
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,408
of my to-do list.

432
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,344
Finally, a little thrilla on the grilla!

433
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,147
All those chores made me hungry.

434
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,282
( Snaps )

435
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,084
That's mine.

436
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,521
What... did you forget to bring your own steak?

437
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,858
Maybe next time.

438
00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:19,863
Next time?

439
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:22,800
I'm in! ( Laughs )

440
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,102
- ( Sizzles ) - Aah!

441
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,838
"Bring your own steak." Classic!

442
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:33,143
Why are you messing with that poor boy?

443
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:36,146
I'm just making sure he's good enough for my daughter.

444
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,148
And I'm done for the day.

445
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,851
Don't tell Maddie,

446
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,153
but except for that stupid name,

447
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,189
Diggie's all right.

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493
00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:03,026
Let me make one thing clear.

494
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,562
This was the last switch-a-Rooney.

495
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:06,930
You did it when you were 6.

496
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,332
And I wrote your names on your forehead

497
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:11,034
in permanent marker.

498
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:13,871
Don't make me do that again.

499
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:17,741
Ah, yes... the summer of headbands.

500
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:20,611
To be fair, though, we rocked the headband look.

501
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,479
( Laughs )

502
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:23,947
Ha ha fun fun.

503
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,950
Maddie, no license till you're 17.

504
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,952
Rock that look.

505
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:32,356
17?! Seriously?

506
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:33,557
You want to make it 18?

507
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:35,659
Ah, 17. Looking forward to it.

508
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,795
And Liv,

509
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,429
since you like driving so much,

510
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:41,331
you are now my personal chauffeur until further notice.

511
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,667
- No! - ( Laughing ) Yes.

512
00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:48,472
There is no errand too small, no trip too far.

513
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,641
I might even have you take me down to the end of the driveway

514
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,909
just to get the newspaper.

515
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,811
I don't know.

516
00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:56,480
That's right, girls.

517
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,749
I just dropped an atomic mom bomb.

518
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,017
Boom!

519
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,825
She can't be serious about that, right?

520
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,626
Do we seriously still get newspapers

521
00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:11,862
delivered to our house?

522
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:15,399
Hey, whatever you did down at Neville's totally worked.

523
00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:18,035
Some fanboy named lone wolf started a petition

524
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,837
to get me the role of Tristan.

525
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,072
You won over the fanboys.

526
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,507
Thank you.

527
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:27,044
Pretty sure lone wolf is actually lone Joey.

528
00:22:28,646 --> 00:22:30,547
You should go thank him.

529
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,015
Wait, I thought you said that Joey

530
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,817
was the one trying to sabotage us.

531
00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:37,120
It was a long and complicated day.

532
00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:39,623
Got it.

533
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,960
Also I'm sorry about wrecking your driver's test.

534
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:46,029
Literally. Ha!

535
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,065
And I got you something.

536
00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:53,837
You might want to return this to the... hoovers.

537
00:22:55,473 --> 00:22:56,840
Thanks.

538
00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:58,141
That reminds me.

539
00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:00,811
I got you something as well.

540
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,013
One of Artie's wolf tails. Yeah.

541
00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:07,618
Oh! Also I got you a date to the prom.

542
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,987
( Laughs ) Yeah.

543
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:12,422
Artie would like to know what kind of dress

544
00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:15,926
you will be wearing... Wizard or Pegasus?

Liv.And.Maddie.S01E11.part14.srt

546
00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:24,935
Liv, you were absolutely right.

547
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,937
It is mind-blowing what I can accomplish

548
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,906
from the passenger seat of the car.

549
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,008
I paid a bill, ordered some cute tops,

550
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,576
and adopted a penguin.

551
00:23:33,945 --> 00:23:36,113
- ( Phone chimes ) - Ooh! Incoming.

552
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:37,614
- ( Chimes ) - Oh!

553
00:23:37,616 --> 00:23:39,549
Aah! ( Laughing )

554
00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:41,752
That's funny.

555
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,954
Maddie just sent me the funniest photo.

556
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,589
- You boys want to see it? - Yeah. Yeah yeah.

557
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,925
Okay, I'll send.

558
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,726
( Phone chimes, makes springing noise )

559
00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:52,829
( All laugh )

560
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:54,965
That's classic!

561
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:58,502
What is everybody laughing at?

562
00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,637
What are we looking at? What's so funny?

563
00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:01,872
I hate driving!

Liv.And.Maddie.S10E11.part12.srt

448
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,794
Final question, girl.

449
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,898
When Tristan split the galactic pangaea,

450
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,835
what did he say to the scattering colonies?

451
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,306
"Run to the stars, wolves.

452
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,541
- ( Mouthing along ) - But always put first your families.

453
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:05,876
For their love

454
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,145
keeps you tethered to the universe."

455
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,716
( Sighs ) Wow. You've gotta admit...

456
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,618
Maddie's making Liv look really good.

457
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,453
She's not fooling anyone.

458
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:19,456
Well, except everyone here.

459
00:19:20,525 --> 00:19:24,728
Well, Liv Rooney...

460
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,930
I'm sold.

461
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:31,568
I mean, you will make a great Tristan Lycanth.

462
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:35,706
All hail the she-Tristan!

463
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,942
( Howling loudly )

464
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,878
And, FYI...

465
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,181
I currently am available for le prom.

466
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,484
( Chuckles, roars )

467
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:48,919
But your window of opportunity

468
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,822
is closing.

469
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,323
Boop!

470
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,725
Artie.

471
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,527
Are you serious?

472
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,496
You can accept my sister playing Tristan?

473
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,865
What part of... ( Howls loudly )

474
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,333
Don't you understand?

475
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:06,904
Okay, so Parker and I are the only ones

476
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,839
that have a problem with this?

477
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,474
Um, speak for yourself.

478
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:11,875
She won me over too.

479
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:15,579
Artie, tail me.

480
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:21,985
( Singing stately tune )

481
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:25,289
( Howls )

482
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,958
( Howling )

483
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,294
It was at that moment that I realized

484
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:31,929
I was the crazy fanboy

485
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,597
that I was trying to protect Liv from.

486
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,933
I was untethered from my family.

487
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,901
I was the lone wolf.

488
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:42,239
And I should not have eaten 15 gummy eyeballs.

489
00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:44,608
You know what, Artie...

490
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,977
tail me too.

491
00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:53,517
All hail the she-Tristan!