Collection of #xntrikfacts without attribution...

xntrikfacts.txt

Xntrik dreams in base64

he can smell malware through the insulation on an ethernet cable

People talk about the time he turned left instead of right and the entire traffic system fell over

His moustache is classified as a cyberweapon under the Wassenaar Agreement.
 - His moustache is also dual use
 
The top secret method of HTTP compression that is immune to BREACH/CRIME attacks: @xntrik's skinny jeans.
 
No client has ever accepted a risk @xntrik has raised.

He doesn't even see the JavaScript, he just sees: DOM exploitation vector, DOM exploitation vector, ...

He never misses a security conference

defcon goons are forced to do a shot of whisky if it's their first time meeting Xntrik

Everytime he pops a shell, a drum solo plays

His thoughts are POSIX compatible

He is immune to all known cyber pathogens

The top secret method of HTTP compression that is immune to BREACH/CRIME attacks: @xntrik's skinny jeans

Never seen @xntrik and Chuck Norris in the same room. Plus beard's look similar. Coincidence? I think not!

I heard his beard acts as listener for reverse shells

For every bug report filed @xntrik ‘s hacker beard grows by approx 0.122mm

He's the only @kiwicon presenter who can see the future

He can do no wrong

Your browser asks @xntrik for permission to install a plugin

His breath weapon de-obfuscates javascript

Xe is solving gendered language issues too complex for others.

is immune to all forms of cancer, even skoochs dank meme slack

He was an extra in Mr Robot Season 1 (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ci8m-5-VAAEFtNe.jpg)

He once crossed the cyber streams like it was nothing

when he sneezes he sets off every IDS within a 1000km radius

He was once valued at 13.1 billion USD

Microsoft acquired LinkedIn for @xntrik

he knows when you've been sleeping. he knows when you're awake 

@xntrik is a popular Silicon Valley spirit animal

Breach Notification: it has been identified that @xntrik has been infected by handsomeware 😎

xntrik being on holiday is the real reason @defcon is cancelled

xntrik does not have to submit his CPEs to maintain his CISSP

does not even know what CISSP is

@xntrik is sometimes referred to as "the CVE whisperer"

MITRE has already reserved blocks of CVEs from CVE2018-XXXXX to CVE2028-XXXXX for future advisories from @xntrik

When @xntrik's code runs, all branches are valid paths