sysr-q · April 27, 2014 06:40 · Apr 27, 2014
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+   +plausi | I've patented a special sorting algorithm I like to call "dicksort".
+   +plausi | It's like quicksort, but I use it to rank men by their penis size.
+ +gnustomp | I've patented a special sorting algorithm I like to call "nosort".
+ +gnustomp | It's like other sorting algorithms, but it doesn't actually sort anything.
+   +plausi | I've patented a special sorting algorithm I like to call "stackoversort"
+   +plausi | It just downloads and runs code from stack overflow until the array is
+           | sorted.
+ +gnustomp | I've patented a special sorting algorithm I like to call "sorted".
+ +gnustomp | Your array is already sorted, but you don't believe it.
++loadedice | I've stolen this sorting algorithm called bogo sort, it just shuffles
+           | things in random order and then checks if its sorted. It's the fastest and
+           | slowest algorithm.
+   +plausi | I've patented this special sorting algorithm called bogobogosort, it just
+           | shuffles things in random order, checks if they're sorted, and then
+           | shuffles smaller and smaller portions of the array. If one of the portions
+           | is unsorted, it reshuffles the entire array.
++loadedice | Thats clever.
+ +gnustomp | I've patented this special sorting algorithm called nullsort, it empties
+           | the array, so that the array becomes sorted because it contains nothing.
+   +plausi | I've patented this special sorting algorithm called onesort, it empties
+           | the array, except for the first element, so that the array is sorted due
+           | to containing only one thing.
++loadedice | Has someone patented an algorithm that sorts an array by defining the
+           | sorted state to the array and then tries to sort all the other arrays
+           | according to the first array that is "correctly sorted"?
+   +plausi | I've patented an algorithm called ##hypnotoadsort, that posts the array
+           | into IRC and assumes the first response from auscompgeek will be the
+           | array, but sorted.
+   +plausi | It's O(n log n) time.
+ +gnustomp | I've patented an algorithm named PaperSort, that checks if PaperBag's
+           | database for a factoid of the array, otherwise it makes the array a sorted
+           | collection of good band names.
+   +plausi | I've patented an algorithm called stdlibsort, it checks the stdlib of
+           | every language you have installed for an Array.sort() (+ casing variants),
+           | and runs those until the array is sorted.