JavaScript to randomly make part of the screen comic sans and different colours. Purely used to annoy people that hate comic sans.

ruin_mikes_life.js

document.onclick = function () {
  // get random table cells
  var tdList = document.getElementsByTagName("td");
  var i = 0;
  while ( i != tdList.length )
  {
    if ( Math.floor(Math.random() * 20) == 0 )
    {
      // PRETTIFY!
      tdList[i].style.color = '#ff00ff';
      tdList[i].style.fontFamily = "Comic Sans MS";
      if ( tdList[i].innerHTML.indexOf(">") == -1 )
      {
        var newTag = '<marquee>' + tdList[i].innerText + '</marquee>';
        tdList[i].innerHTML = newTag;
      }
    }
    i++;
  }
  var aList = document.getElementsByTagName("a");
  i = 0;
  while ( i != aList.length )
  {
    if ( Math.floor(Math.random() * 5) == 0 )
    {
      // make "dynamic"
      if ( aList[i].innerHTML.indexOf(">") == -1 )
      {
        var newTag = '<marquee>' + aList[i].innerText + '</marquee>';
        aList[i].innerHTML = newTag;
      }
    }
    i++;
  }
  var buttonList = document.getElementsByTagName("input");
  i = 0;
  while ( i != buttonList.length )
  {
    if ( Math.floor(Math.random() * 2) == 0 )
    {
      // make "clearer"
      buttonList[i].style.padding = Math.ceil(Math.random()*50) + 'px' + ' ' + Math.ceil(Math.random()*50) + 'px';
    }
    i++;
  }
};