Bohemian Rhapsody in Javascript

Bohemian Rhapsody in Javascript

try {
	assert(Life.isReal);
	assert(Life.isFantasy);
} catch (LandSlideException ex) {
	while(!Reality.isEscapable) {
		self.eyes.forEach(function(eye) {
			eye
				.open()
				.lookTo(Sky)
				.see();
		});
		self.wealth = null;
		self.ageState = AgeState.Boy;

		self.sympathies.clear();

		if (self.comeDificulty === Dificulty.Easy && 
			self.goDificulty === Dificulty.Easy && 
			self.high < 0.1 && 
			self.low < 0.1) {
				switch(Wind.direction) {
					case Direction.North:
					case Direction.South:
					case Direction.East:
					case Direction.West:
					default:
						self.matter = false;
						Piano.play(1200);
						break;
				}
		}
	}
}