300 Year Old National Treasure: Destroy Flood Control Dam #3 by casting REZROV on the closed floodgate and then closing all floodgates.A Big, Fat, SASSY 2-Headed Monster: Cast OBIDIL on the two-headed monster in Hades.A Letter from the White House: Collect the letter you mailed from the White House at the 666 mailbox in Hades.A Smallway: Cast IGRAM on the INFINITE purple word before the infinite hallway inside GUE Tech.Alarm System is Down: Read the flyer on the bulletin board inside GUE Tech.An Excellent Popping Utensil: Inspect the dragon tooth as Griff.Arrest the Vandal!: Hide in the barrel after setting the grand inquisitor doll on fire in Port Foozle.Artifacts, Explained: Activate the 3 artifact paintings in the GUE Tech hallways.Beautiful, That's Plenty!: Cast THROCK on the mossy grate at the Flood Control Dam #3 station.BEBURTT, Demystified: Cast KENDALL while reading the Better Spell Manufacturing in Under 10 Minutes book inside locker #11 in the GUE Tech hallway.Better Spell Manufacturing in Under 10 Minutes: Read the book inside locker #11 in the GUE Tech hallway.Boing, Boing, Boing: Place the snapdragon on the spring mushroom and hit it with the hammer behind the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Bonk!: Hit the snapdragon with the hammer in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Brave Souls Wanted: Look at the advertisement for old scratch in the Crossroads station.Brog Do Good!: Throw a boiled grue egg at the stalactites in the White House basement.Brog Eat Rocks: Eat a rock in the White House basement.Brog Know Dumb. That Dumb: Throw a grue egg at the stalactites in the White House basement.Brog Much Better at This Game: Smash the skull cage with the plank in the White House basement.Castle Watching: A Field Guide: Read the book inside the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Cave's Notes: Read the book inside locker #11 in the GUE Tech hallway.Closing the Time Tunnels: Activate the display at the Monastery Exhibit.Crisis Averted: Stash the activated zork rocks in the dented locker in the GUE Tech hallway.Cut That Out You Little Creep!: Knock on the door in Port Foozle.Denied by the Lake Monster: Cast GOLGATEM on the lake when looking at the walking castle inside the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Dingwhacker Deluxe: Activate the pachinko machine in the Past Port Foozle tavern.Don't Even Start With Us, Sparky: Attack the two-headed monster with the sword in Hades.Don't Go Spending it All in One Place: Inspect a Zorkmid coin.Doooooown: Lower the mailbox flag as Griff outside the White House.Down: Lower the mailbox flag as Lucy outside the White House.Dragon Archipelago Time Tunnel: Cast NARWILE on the time tunnel beyond the gates in Hades.Dunce Locker: Open the locker by purchasing item #11 from the vending machine inside GUE Tech.Eggplants: Activate the eggplants in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Elsewhere: Reach the well outside Port Foozle.Emergency Magicatronic Message: Activate the Belboz painting in the GUE Tech hallway.Enjoy Your Trip!: Cast KENDALL on the subway map in the Crossroads station.Fat Lot of Good That'll Do Ya: Cast IGRAM on the invisible bridge guard at the Spell Lab.Fire! Fire!: Set the grand inquisitor doll on fire in Port Foozle.Flood Control Dam #3: The Not Remotely Boring Tale: Look inside the book at the Flood Control Dam #3 station.Flying Snapdragon: Cast THROCK on the spring mushroom, place the snapdragon and hit the mushroom with the hammer in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Frobruary 3 - Undergroundhog Day: Read the diary on the bed inside the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Getting Some Change: Use the 500 zorkmid bill on the change machine inside GUE Tech.GO AWAY!: Knock on the window in Port Foozle.GUE Tech Entrance Exam: Solve the entrance exam outside GUE Tech.Have a Hell of a Day!: Answer all the questions correctly on the phone in Hades. Solution: 82895 or KENDALL + *Hello, This is Shona from Gurth Publishing: Listen to the message on the answering machine inside the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Help... Me. Can't... Breathe: Activate the dock winch with the plastic six-pack holder on the hook in Port Foozle.Hey, Free Dirt!: Dig in the dirt pile with the shovel outside of GUE Tech.Hmmm. Big Toothpick: Inspect the plank as Brog.Hmmm. Informative. Yet Deeply Disturbing: Look at the infographic on the wall at the Monastery.How to Hypnotize Yourself: Read the book in the Hades station.How to Win at Double Fanucci: Read the book inside locker #8 in the GUE Tech hallway.I Am Not Impressed: Cast SNAVIG on Charon in Hades and interact with him.I Don't Think You Would've Wanted That to Work Anyway: Cast THROCK on the snapdragon in the Dungeon Master's Lair.I Don't Want No Trouble!: Knock on the door in Port Foozle.I Like Your Style!: Cast GOLGATEM over the Spell Lab chasm.I Spit on Your Filthy Coinage: Try to bribe the invisible bridge guard at the Spell Lab with a zorkmid.I'm Completely Nude: Knock on the door in Port Foozle.Imbue BEBURTT: Create a BEBURTT scroll by using the machines in the Spell Lab and running it through the spell checker. Solution: O M R I TIn Case of Adventure, Break Glass!: Break the glass case with the hammer at the Crossroads.In Magic We Trust: Cast REZROV on the door at the Crossroads.Inflatus the Eternal: Visit the skeleton in Dragon Archipelago.Into the Foliage: Use the sword on the foliage blocking the door at the Crossroads.Invisible Flowers: Cast IGRAM on the umbrella flowers at the Crossroads.It Doesn't Appear to be Fooled: Cast BEBURTT on the snapdragon in the Dungeon Master's Lair.It's Almost as if it Were... Infinite: Go DEEP in the infinite corridor inside GUE Tech.It's One of Those Adventurers Again...: Look at the door in Port Foozle.It's Playing a Little Hard to Get: Cast OBIDIL on the snapdragon in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Lit Sunflowers: Cast THROCK on the sunflowers in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Look! An Ice Cream Bar: Open the rightmost door of the frozen treat machine inside GUE Tech.Mailed it to Hell: Mail the GLORF scroll with either Griff or Lucy outside the White House.Make Love, Not War: Attack Charon with the sword in Hades.Me! I am the Boss of You!: Look at the sign at the inquisition headquarters outside Port Foozle.Mead Light?: Knock on Jack's door with the mead light in Port Foozle.Mike's Pants: Read the flyer on the bulletin board inside GUE Tech.Mushroom, Hammered: Hit the spring mushroom with the hammer behind the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Natural and Supernatural Creatures of Quendor: Read the book inside the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.No Autographs: Knock on Jack's door in Port Foozle.No Bondage: Activate the dock winch with the rope on the hook in Port Foozle.NO ONE Returns from Hades: Try to pay the toll to Charon after going beyond the gates in Hades.NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!: Open the locker by purchasing item #8 from the vending machine inside GUE Tech.Nothin' Like a Good Stogie: Place the cigar in Harry's ashtray in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Now You Look Like Us, Which is an Improvement: Cast SNAVIG on the two-headed monster in Hades.OBIDIL, Dried Up: Run the soggy OBIDIL scroll through the spell checker in the Spell Lab.Oh Dear God, It's a Dragon!: Plug the dragon's nostrils with the inflatables and use the air pump on them in the Dragon Archipelago.Oh, Very Funny Guys: Knock on the door as Brog in Past Port Foozle.Oh, Wow! Talk About Deja Vu: Make a cup of cocoa inside the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Old Scratch Winner!: Solve the maze on the old scratch ticket.Only You Can Prevent Foozle Fires: Look at the poster in Port Foozle.Open the Gates of Hell: Cast SNAVIG on Charon and punch out in Hades.Outsmart the Quelbees: Plug the hive with the hungus lard, remove it and slice the hive with the sword in the Dungeon Master's Lair.PermaSeal: Look at the PermaSeal container in the Monastery.Planetfall: Look at the computer inside Jack's shop in Port Foozle.Please Don't THROCK the Grass: Look at the sign outside GUE Tech.Port Foozle Time Tunnel: Cast NARWILE on the time tunnel in the Monastery Exhibit.Prozorked: Give the snapdragon the prozork tablet in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Purple Beast Alarm System: Look at the sign next to the guard at the Spell Lab Bridge.Reassemble SNAVIG: Combine the mirrored scroll fragments in the mirror room inside the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Restocked on Gruesday: Read the flyer on the bulletin board inside GUE Tech.Right. Hello. Yes. Uh, This is Sneffle: Listen to the message on the answering machine inside the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Right. Uh, Sorry. It's Me Again. Sneffle: Listen to the message on the answering machine inside the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.SNAVIG, Repaired: Run the torn SNAVIG scroll through the spell checker in the Spell Lab.Souvenir: Press a zorkmid at the Flood Control Dam #3 station.Spell Check Complete: Insert a blank scroll sheet into the spell checker in the Spell Lab.Straight to Hell: Set the totemizer destination to Straight to Hell, turn off PermaSeal and totemize yourself in the Monastery.Strip Grue, Fire, Water: Win the game of strip grue, fire, water against Jack inside the tavern in Past Port Foozle.Sucking Rocks: Place and activate the perma-suck machine while the zork rocks are loose in the vending machine inside GUE Tech.Talk to Me Grand Inquisitor: Activate the grand inquisitor doll in Port Foozle.Taming Your Snapdragon: Read the book inside the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Thar She Blows!: Pop the sea captain with the dragon tooth while the inflatables are tied with the rope and the coconut is in the raft inside the dragon's mouth in the Dragon Archipelago.That's a Rope: Knock on Jack's door with the rope in Port Foozle.That's it! Just Keep Hitting Those Buttons: Randomly press buttons on the complex subway map in the Crossroads station.That's Still a Rope: Use the rope on the invisible bridge guard at the Spell Lab.That's the Spirit!: Turn up the volume of the loudspeaker in Port Foozle to the maximum level.The Alchemical Debacle: Activate the display at the Monastery Exhibit.The Endless Fire: Activate the display at the Monastery Exhibit.The Flatheadian Fudge Fiasco: Activate the display at the Monastery Exhibit.The Only Way to Win is Not to Play: Cast KENDALL while reading How to Win at Double Fanucci inside locker #8 in the GUE Tech hallway.The Perils of Magic: Look at the sign at the Monastery Exhibit.The Underground Underground: Go through the turnstile after inserting a subway token at the Crossroads station.This Doesn't Look Anything Like the Brochure: Visit the Dragon Archipelago as Lucy.THROCKed Mushroom, Hammered: Cast THROCK on the spring mushroom and hit it with the hammer behind the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Time Travel for Dummies: Read the book inside locker #11 in the GUE Tech hallway.Totemized Daily Billboard Functioning Correctly: Look at the billboard at the inquisition headquarters outside Port Foozle.Uh-Oh. Brog Can't Swim: Visit the Dragon Archipelago as Brog.Um. Ah. Um. Ah. Um. Ah.: Read the mind of the bouncer 4 times inside the Past Port Foozle tavern.Umbrella Flowers: Cast BEBURTT on the umbrella flowers at the Crossroads.Up: Raise the mailbox flag as Lucy outside the White House.Useless, But Fun: Cast GOLGATEM above Flood Control Dam #3.Uuuuup: Raise the mailbox flag as Griff outside the White House.Voyage of Captain Zahab: Read the book at the Hades station.Want Some Rye? ... Course Ya Do!: Read the mind of the bartender 2 times inside the Past Port Foozle tavern.Want Some Rye? Course Ya Do!: Add the mead light to Harry's bird bath and cast ZIMDOR on it in the Dungeon Master's Lair.We Don't Serve Your Kind Here: Knock on the door as Griff in Past Port Foozle.We Got a High Roller!: Win the game of Alpine's Quandry inside the tavern in Past Port Foozle. Solution: 4+1 (Fly), 1, 2, 3 (or 3, 2)What Are You, Stupid?: Knock on Jack's door with the plastic six-pack holder in Port Foozle.White House Time Tunnel: Cast NARWILE on the time tunnel inside the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Whoops!: Throw a grue egg at the stalactites off to the side in the White House basement.Wow! I've Never Gone Inside Him Before!: Cast OBIDIL on the walking castle inside the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.yaD gohdnuorgrednU - 3 yrauborF: Read the diary on the bed in the mirror room inside the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.You Don't Go Messing With a Man's Zipper: Cast REZROV on the invisible bridge guard at the Spell Lab.You Gained 86 Experience Points: Cut the rope bridge with the sword at the Spell Lab.You One of Them Agitators, Ain't Ya?: Knock on the window in Port Foozle.You Want a Piece of Me, Dock Boy? or Girl: Activate the dock winch in Port Foozle.Your Puny Weapons Don't Phase Me, Baby!: Attack Harry with the sword in the Dungeon Master's Lair.ZIMDOR is Undamaged: Insert the ZIMDOR scroll into the spell checker in the Spell Lab.
Death: Airless Expanse of the Cosmos: Totemize yourself with the destination set to Infinity and with PermalSeal turned off at the Monastery.Death: Antennae Nose Plugs: Plug the hive with the hungus lard, remove it and wait in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Death: Arteriosclerosis: Totemize yourself with the destination set to Newark, New Jersey and with PermalSeal turned off at the Monastery.Death: Breaking Curfew: Climb out of the well after entering the Underground.Death: Chop, Slice, Puree: Annoy the invisible bridge guard at the Spell Lab until he kills you.Death: Contractually Obligated: Make 3 mistakes while solving the maze on the old scratch ticket.Death: Eternity Gazing at the Scenic Vista: Totemize yourself with the destination set to Surface of Merz and with PermalSeal turned on at the Monastery.Death: Evil Spawn's Plaything: Totemize yourself with the destination set to Straight to Hell and with PermalSeal turned on at the Monastery.Death: Expressly Forbidden: Cast THROCK on the grass outside GUE Tech.Death: Interesting Philosophical Thought: Don't hide in the barrel after setting the grand inquisitor doll on fire in Port Foozle.Death: Just Under Half a Second: Attack the quelbee hive with the sword in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Death: Manhole Cover in New Jersey: Totemize yourself with the destination set to Newark, New Jersey and with PermalSeal turned on at the Monastery.Death: Mind-Boggling Unlucky Streak: Lose the game of strip grue, fire, water against Jack inside the tavern in Past Port Foozle.Death: Ms. Peeper's Paperweight: Totemize yourself with the destination set to Halls of Inquisition and with PermalSeal turned on at the Monastery.and with PermalSeal turned on at the Monastery.Death: Not Charon: Punch out with the wrong card after casting SNAVIG on Charon in Hades.Death: Old Age: Jump in one of the bottomless pits outside GUE Tech.Death: Pitch Black Cave in a Zork Game: Go down the stairs inside the White House as Griff or Lucy.Death: Pretty Painless: Hold on to the activated zork rocks until they explode inside GUE Tech.Death: S.S. Feinstein's Tractor Beam: Totemize yourself with the destination set to Infinity and with PermalSeal turned on at the Monastery.Death: Spare Loft Behind Uvula: Don't move out of the dragon's mouth after popping an inflatable at the Dragon Archipelago.Death: Tiny Step for Mankind: Cast IGRAM on the CORRIDOR purple word before the infinite hallway inside GUE Tech and move forward.Death: Very, Very Pretty: Totemize yourself with the destination set to Surface of Merz and with PermalSeal turned off at the Monastery.
Landmark Visited: Dragon Archipelago: Arrive in Dragon Archipelago.Landmark Visited: Dungeon Master's House: Stand in front of the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Landmark Visited: Flood Control Dam #3: Look at the dam at the Flood Control Dam #3 station.Landmark Visited: Gates of Hell: Stand in front of the gates in Hades.Landmark Visited: Great Underground Empire Entrance: Stand in front of the entrance to the Great Underground at the bottom of the well.Landmark Visited: GUE Tech Fountain (Inside): Stand in front of the fountain inside GUE Tech.Landmark Visited: GUE Tech Fountain (Outside): Stand in front of the fountain outside GUE Tech.Landmark Visited: Hades Shore: Arrive at the shore in Hades.Landmark Visited: Infinite Corridor: Step in the infinite corridor inside GUE Tech.Landmark Visited: Inquisition Headquarters: Stand outside the inquisition headquarters on the outskirts of Port Foozle.Landmark Visited: Jack's Shop: Enter Jack's Shop in Port Foozle.Landmark Visited: Mirror Room: Enter the mirror room inside the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Landmark Visited: Past Port Foozle: Arrive in Past Port Foozle.Landmark Visited: Port Foozle: Arrive in Port Foozle.Landmark Visited: Spell Checker: Stand in front of the Spell Checker in the Spell Lab.Landmark Visited: Totemizer: Stand in front of the Totemizer in the Monastery.Landmark Visited: Umbrella Tree: Stand in front of the umbrella tree at the Crossroads.Landmark Visited: Underground Underground Entrance: Stand in front of the subway entrance at the Crossroads.Landmark Visited: Walking Castle's Heart: Look at the heart of the walking castle inside the house in the Dungeon Master's Lair.Landmark Visited: White House: Arrive at the White House.