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This file contains hidden or bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters. Learn more about bidirectional Unicode charactersOriginal file line number Diff line number Diff line change @@ -0,0 +1,222 @@ 17:17 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: tshirt photo? 17:18 jtreminio: PSchwisow: https://twitter.com/erikaheidi/status/357184729134530560 17:18 theahindle: Awesome! 17:18 erikaheidi: :D 17:19 PSchwisow: Nice 17:19 PSchwisow: I am a bit behind on twitter :( 17:19 PSchwisow: Good thing you weren't at a conference... we could have another PHPness scandal 17:20 jtreminio: why's that 17:20 erikaheidi: HAHAAHAHA 17:20 jtreminio: there's nothing sexual about my shirt 17:20 PSchwisow: OMG! A woman wearing a tshirt!!! 17:20 erikaheidi: they would say Im a booth babe :D 17:20 DanielKarp: Sometimes a trunk is just a trunk 17:20 erikaheidi: lol! 17:20 jtreminio: erikaheidi: nope, have only sold 2 17:20 erikaheidi: jtreminio: :( 17:21 PSchwisow: jtreminio: Where does the money go if not to you? 17:21 jtreminio: well, spreadshirt has the base price 17:21 jtreminio: which is what you see 17:21 jtreminio: I can add any amount over and above their base price and that would be my profit 17:23 PSchwisow: So you're selling them "at cost"? 17:23 jtreminio: yes 17:23 PSchwisow: Nice 17:23 PSchwisow: that's actually a pretty good price for custom-printed shirts 17:24 erikaheidi: jtreminio: do YOU have one? :D 17:24 jtreminio: yeah 17:24 erikaheidi: i think anthony bought one too? 17:24 PSchwisow: on of my usergroup members did one for LKPUG and MKEPUG... I didn't buy one because it was like $35 / shirt 17:25 PSchwisow: but I guess that was printed front and back 17:25 erikaheidi: a friend showed me this one today: http://www.snorgtees.com/t-shirts/anything-unrelated-elephants 17:26 erikaheidi: found it cute :P 17:26 jtreminio: EricHogue: http://i.imgur.com/trZmqyu.jpg 17:27 mfrost503: I've found the quality of shirts I've bought online to be severely lacking 17:27 mfrost503: my 'Jawsome' shirt lasted like 5 washings 17:27 * jtreminio sighs 17:27 jtreminio: have to get ready for my immigration appt 17:27 mfrost503: so like a a year 17:27 PSchwisow: And this is the last we ever hear of jtreminio! 17:28 erikaheidi: oooooh... good luck jtreminio if theres any luck involved :) 17:28 waerloga: well he was wanting to move 17:28 waerloga: enjoy gitmo jtreminio :P 17:29 PSchwisow: So erikaheidi... what's so terrible about Brazil that everyone is leaving? (mostly to Amsterdam) 17:41 . jwoodcock --> zzzz_jacques 17:42 theahindle: Or what's so great about amsterdam? 17:42 . jakefolio ~jakefolio@206.169.179.202 got in #phpmentoring 17:44 waerloga: a refrehsingly liberal social attitude for our hidebound purnitanic ways 17:46 erikaheidi: hahaha =) 17:46 PSchwisow: If it was all about Amsterdam, I would expect to see people move there from all over the place... but it mainly seems to be Brazil -> Amsterdam 17:46 erikaheidi: well... Brazil is great for vacation and having fun 17:47 erikaheidi: but in my hometown, it was hard to have good professional opportunities 17:47 waerloga: well I did hear a little while ago some of the troubles rio was having with gangs and the militarized police 17:47 erikaheidi: well, putting it in a sentence, brazil is third world, so its a huge difference :) 17:48 erikaheidi: and amsterdam is amsterdam anyways o/ 17:48 PSchwisow: OK, I can see that it might be tough to live in a country like that. 17:48 erikaheidi: maybe brazilians like weed too much :P 17:49 PSchwisow: I can't say that I've been to Brazil or Amsterdam, so I cannot compare 17:49 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: Or maybe it's just *you* that likes weed too much :D 17:50 theahindle: bloody hell 17:50 erikaheidi: what i miss from BR is that people are generally more sympathetic and gentle 17:50 theahindle: Just setup composer + aura sql, and wrote a script to pull data from a db in _literally_ 30 seconds 17:50 theahindle: I never knew it was so easy 17:50 theahindle: what have I been missing all this time? 17:50 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: except the gangs and militarized police? 17:50 erikaheidi: PSchwisow: hahahahah YEP 17:51 PSchwisow: hard to imagine them being sympathetic and gentle 17:51 erikaheidi: well, they are, with "their people" =D 17:52 waerloga: just have to be one of their people, which tends to put you on 'not one of their people' with the other side 17:53 erikaheidi: waerloga: exactly! 17:53 erikaheidi: lol :P 17:53 waerloga: tribalism at it's finest 17:55 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: If you miss that, you should start a "nerdy Brazilians in Amsterdam" meetup group. 17:56 erikaheidi: PSchwisow: :P well, we are not "legion" yet here 17:56 erikaheidi: lol :D 17:56 PSchwisow: give it time 17:56 erikaheidi: SOON 17:57 . carmony ~carmony@198.61.169.8 left irc (Ping timeout: 256 seconds) 17:57 PSchwisow: Also, naming the group exactly that might get you a few people that think you mean something else by "brazilian" 17:58 . carmony ~carmony@198.61.169.8 got in #phpmentoring 17:59 PSchwisow: I had this discussion with Rafael... he seems quite angry that the word has been re-used 17:59 erikaheidi: reused? i dont get... is this about wax? 17:59 erikaheidi: lol! 18:00 PSchwisow: "Nerdy Brazilians in Amsterdam" sounds like it could be a really weird porno 18:01 PSchwisow: not really sure how you could make *that* nerdy though 18:01 erikaheidi: yeah, that would be quite challenging 18:01 waerloga: glasses, suddenly it's nerdy 18:01 waerloga: dosen't matter what's going on 18:01 erikaheidi: waerloga: LOL 18:01 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: Um... where would you put the glasses? 18:02 PSchwisow: You don't exactly have ears down there 18:02 PSchwisow: at least not that I've seen 18:03 PSchwisow: I mean "you" = "women"... I wouldn't claim to know about you personally 18:03 * waerloga hands PSchwisow a shovel 18:04 waerloga: this'll be qucker :P 18:04 waerloga: quicker* 18:04 PSchwisow: Thanks, waerloga 18:05 PSchwisow: I'll take erikaheidi's lack of response as stunned silence 18:05 erikaheidi: R O F L 18:05 PSchwisow: I should really learn to stop talking much earlier in conversations 18:07 PSchwisow: oh... I just noticed that waerloga said the glasses thing... I thought erikaheidi did... this makes my comments even stranger 18:07 waerloga: heheh 18:08 erikaheidi: yeah, that was quite weird ! 18:08 mfrost503: is it the same everywhere, if you are pulled over under DUI suspicion and refuse to take the test, your license is suspended, even if you are acquitted of the DUI charge? 18:08 erikaheidi: all because of glasses... 18:09 waerloga: mfrost503: depends on the state 18:09 waerloga: a lot of states yes, because part of the process of getting a license includes 'implied conscent' 18:09 waerloga: since a drivers license is not a right, but a privlige 18:10 PSchwisow: mfrost503: As I learned it in driver's ed, agreeing to always consent if requested is a condition of having a license 18:10 PSchwisow: but I took driver's ed in Wisconsin... YMMV 18:11 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: I think you'll learn that sooner or later my conversations always get weird... just not usually that weird 18:17 erikaheidi: PSchwisow: hahaha :D 18:18 erikaheidi: well, lets say im used to conversations turning into weirdness 18:18 mfrost503: hmm, ok weird, I figured if you were let off, you'd get your license back 18:20 waerloga: maybe 18:20 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: I think "nerdy brazilians" may go down in history as my weirdest conversation ever 18:20 waerloga: PSchwisow: you don't have very weird conversations then 18:21 erikaheidi: PSchwisow: its funny how the "brazilian" adjective atracts weird conversations 18:21 PSchwisow: mfrost503: DUI is different than failing to comply with the officer's request 18:22 erikaheidi: mostly if "girl" or "woman" is involved in the sentence 18:22 PSchwisow: waerloga: I guess I am a lightweight 18:22 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: Since you are a "girl" or "woman", I would imagine many of your conversations involve sentences like that 18:23 eryno: you might be surprised how many people can talk to us without referring to our gender 18:24 erikaheidi: PSchwisow: its like some kind of "brazilian girl alert" running in background for some people :P when its mentioned , i know weird comments will come :P 18:24 gchristensen: eryno: I was just realizing how infrequently I use words like that. 18:24 gchristensen: "hey girl", "hey woman" ... nope, don't say those things. 18:25 eryno: i believe you mean "hey guuurl" 18:25 gchristensen: well /duh/ 18:25 eryno: :P 18:25 erikaheidi: hhahaha 18:25 gchristensen: and more of a "haay" too. 18:25 * waerloga makes a note to get gchristensen to use 'hay gurl' in conversation at some point 18:25 gchristensen: :D 18:25 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: Well... the word brazilian has been officially ruined for you... sorry (even though I didn't do it) 18:25 . mkmcdonald ~mkmcdonal@24-212-188-229.cable.teksavvy.com left irc (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) 18:25 erikaheidi: ROFL 18:26 * gchristensen is currently listening to Brazilian Girls 18:27 erikaheidi: like last week in a unnamed channel... "oh, brazil? they have beautiful girls. oh wait, you are a girl! and you are brazilian! let me stalk you a little bit" 18:27 erikaheidi: not necessarily in this exact flow :D 18:27 PSchwisow: gchristensen: I am not listening... I can only read what erikaheidi says 18:27 PSchwisow: (bad pun) 18:28 gchristensen: PSchwisow: you're missing out! 18:28 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: Don't worry, if I stalk you it's just because I stalk all the awesome people in the PHP community 18:28 * gchristensen facepalms 18:28 gchristensen: you've never stalked me :( 18:28 waerloga: see, the shovel is working :P 18:29 gchristensen: I'm just goingto say it: I hate it when designers muck with a text area. our users have been trained that they can type in a text area, not a mysterious light-gray-box with words in it! 18:29 PSchwisow: gchristensen: Sorry, I do most of my stalking on twitter 18:30 gchristensen: fair enough 18:30 erikaheidi: PSchwisow: :P i stalk people very often as well 18:31 erikaheidi: i even thought about creating a stalker tool :P but nsa could steal it from me so i gave up 18:31 . zzzz_jacques --> jwoodcock 18:31 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: I'm socially inept... I just follow people around and hope they'll be my friends 18:31 erikaheidi: hahahahahahahahhaha im not much better than this :P 18:31 erikaheidi: regarding to social skills 18:31 theahindle: Aren't you supposed to say 'will you be my friend?' to? 18:32 erikaheidi: its ok, we can be friends PSchwisow 18:33 PSchwisow: theahindle: I consider friendship like Schroedinger's Cat... I'd rather keep it in an unknown state 18:33 gchristensen: hah 18:33 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: Great! 18:34 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: Can we go hang out at the mall? 18:34 PSchwisow: or is it too soon? 18:34 PSchwisow: (Darn, I'm blowing it!) 18:34 gchristensen: man this is awkward 18:34 erikaheidi: youre going too fast, PSchwisow 18:34 * PSchwisow goes to the corner to cry 18:35 . rabellamy ~rabellamy@cpe-66-65-6-12.nyc.res.rr.com got in #phpmentoring 18:35 erikaheidi: wheres dcousineau to make improper jokes now 18:36 dcousineau: dcousineau is failing at his job 18:36 erikaheidi: yes you are 18:36 dcousineau: is PSchwisow creepin on you? 18:36 erikaheidi: im very disappointed 18:36 dcousineau: because (a) that's totally him 18:36 PSchwisow: dcousineau: You mean your job in this channel or your job in the real world? 18:36 dcousineau: and (b) that's my job 18:36 dcousineau: PSchwisow: yes 18:37 dcousineau: now excuse me, erikaheidi, while I go construct an effigy of you in my closet 18:37 erikaheidi: o_O 18:38 waerloga: o.O 18:38 PSchwisow: Hey... I'm just making hyperbolic statements about more poor skills at friendships so you cannot know exactly how bad I am 18:38 dcousineau: they ask for improper jokes 18:38 waerloga: mfrost503: since you were going on about sharks earlier... http://i.imgur.com/yYmMYk1.jpg 18:38 dcousineau: they get improper jokes 18:38 PSchwisow: And dcousineau is suppost to rescue you from me? 18:39 dcousineau: I'm more of a mutually assured destruction kind of option 18:39 dcousineau: when you absolutely must derail 18:39 dcousineau: and collateral damage is an acceptable price 18:39 erikaheidi: ^ this 18:39 PSchwisow: dcousineau: Don't you have some beard-grooming that you should be doing? 18:40 . mkmcdonald ~mkmcdonal@24-212-188-229.cable.teksavvy.com got in #phpmentoring 18:40 erikaheidi: whenever you get an awkward moment on irc, you can call dcousineau and he will make another awkward joke then everybody will forget about the previous one 18:40 dcousineau: my butler is not yet hear with the shears 18:40 dcousineau: *here 18:40 dcousineau: erikaheidi: <3 u 2 18:41 dcousineau: Gotta be honest though, I love that this is the first and seemingly only impression you have of me :P 18:43 erikaheidi: dcousineau: awwwwn, i know you are not only jokes and awkward comments 18:44 erikaheidi: <3 18:44 dcousineau: that's right! occassionally I eat and sleep 18:44 PSchwisow: dcousineau: My first and seemingly only impression of you is that you grow an awesome beard 18:44 PSchwisow: not sure if that's better or worse 18:44 dcousineau: :P 18:45 erikaheidi: theres a whole set of bad jokes which can come from this simple awesome beard statement 18:46 erikaheidi: but Im not the one who is going to voice it 18:46 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: come on! You have to kick it off 18:46 erikaheidi: and i spent quite a long time to formulate these amazing sentences 18:47 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: spill it! 18:49 erikaheidi: i dunno, have you ever checked this obsession with beards... it may has a meaning 18:50 PSchwisow: What sort of meaning? 18:50 PSchwisow: Wait... are you suggesting dcousineau is obsessed with beard or *I* am? 18:50 erikaheidi: PSchwisow: you! 18:50 erikaheidi: lol 18:50 * dcousineau lols his way out to lunch 18:51 erikaheidi: im loling my way out home 18:51 PSchwisow: erikaheidi: I do have to admit I am a bit jealous 18:52 PSchwisow: party poopers! 18:52 erikaheidi: =P 18:53 erikaheidi: its 19h here, cmon 18:53 erikaheidi: im still in the office cause i spent too much time for lunch 18:53 erikaheidi: and im a good gurl 18:53 PSchwisow: Isn't that still early for Amsterdam? 18:54 erikaheidi: not for being at work 18:54 PSchwisow: OK, "good gurl"... go home and read a book :) 18:56 erikaheidi: bye, see you later ;) 18:57 PSchwisow: c-ya