mojobojo

// Clearly the best hello world out there.
#define _ATL_ATTRIBUTES 1
#define _WINDLL 1
#include <atlbase.h>
#include <atlcom.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <comdef.h>
#include <string>
#include <fstream>
#include <iostream>

lanefu

This covers the most critical questions for new orange pi users

Q: I just got an Orange Pi. What should I install?

A: install Armbian

Q: I want to do XYZ with my Orange Pi, where shoud I start?

A: install Armbian

SamCyanide

import java.util.ArrayList;

public class HelloWorld {
    public static final Integer a = 104;
    private volatile static Object ob = "o";
    
    public static void good() {
  	  class NiceInnerClass { public NiceInnerClass(){System.out.print('e'); abstract class xx {}}}
  	  Object object = new NiceInnerClass();
    }

quchen

13:15 <xQuasar>      | HASKELL IS FOR FUCKIN FAGGOTS. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF 
                     | FUCKIN PUSSIES
13:15 <xQuasar>      | JAVASCRIPT FOR LIFE FAGS
13:16 <luite>        | hello
13:16 <ChongLi>      | somebody has a mental illness!
13:16 <merijn>       | Wow...I suddenly see the error of my ways and feel 
                     | compelled to write Node.js!
13:16 <genisage>     | hi
13:16 <luite>        | you might be pleased to learn that you can compile 
                     | haskell to javascript now