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| "text":"\"*Walked into an interview, and realised that the lady interviewing me was my very recent Ex Girlfriend's sister, who I had vomited on at a party, causing me and my girlfriend to have a huge argument, and subsequently split up.*\n\n\n\n*I didn't get the job.*\"\n\n\n\n**upnunder, DigitalSpy.co.uk forum**\n\n" | |
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| "title":"Wrong job", | |
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| "text":"\"*I went for an interview years ago and the questions the HR woman asked me got increasingly odd.\n\nEventually I asked why something was relevant. Turned out she had got her interview details mixed up and was interviewing me for the wrong job. I didn't get either job.*\"\n\n\n\n**LunaticFringe, MumsNet.com forum**\n\n" | |
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| "text":"\"*The interviewer wrote my name at the top of a notebook page. Took no notes. Halfway through, crossed my name out.*\"\n\n\n\n**@jhedelstein** \n\n" | |
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| "title":"The case of the disappearing interviewer", | |
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| "text":"\"*Years ago while interviewing for a minimum wage position everything started out well. I arrived 15 min early well groomed and prepared. During the interview I was asked the standard questions (why do you want to work here, Where do you see yourself in 5 years, etc), when suddenly the interviewer got up excused herself and left the room. I sat there for 10 to 15 minutes and no one came by. After a few more minutes I walked out of the room and approached another person wearing a company shirt. After explaining myself to this person who turned out to be one of the general managers, I found out that my interviewer's shift was over and she had gone home for the day.*\"\n\n\n\n**vince, about.com**\n\n" | |
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| "title":"Why not decorate your face mid-interview?", | |
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| "text":"\"*Absent-mindedly twirling my pen around, I got the ends mixed up and drew a fake beard on myself while asking questions.*\"\n\n\n\n**@KennoUK**\n\n" | |
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| "title":"Hostage interview", | |
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| "text":"“*I experienced pure horror at the hands of two interviewers named Yuri and Yuri Senior, who smoked during the interview. They were headquartered in a dilapidated office building piled with documents and a room set up with only a chair and a tripod-perched camera for no apparent reason. I was 85% certain I was not going to come out alive.*”\n\n\n\n**Sabrina Powers**\n\n" | |
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| "title":"Too late", | |
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| "text":"\"*My interviewer told me he had just given the job to the previous candidate. We ended up talking about cancer for 30 minutes.*\"\n\n\n\n**@Gary_Bainbridge**\n\n" | |
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| "title":"Low flyer", | |
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| "text":"\"*I went to meet an interviewer in a hotel lobby bar area, once. Wore a full suit. I got there early, and went to the bathroom so that I could freshen up. Had the interview, everything went well, very personable guy, etc.\n\nAt the end of the interview, as I was getting into my car, I looked down. My fly had been open the* **entire** *time!*\"\n\n\n\n**Nick, Indeed.com forum**\n\n" | |
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| "title":"Completely caught out", | |
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| "text":"\"*I once confidently told an interviewer that I'd read a book he'd mentioned. He pointed out it hadn't been published yet. Or even written.*\"\n\n\n\n**@redskyatnight**\n\n" | |
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| "title":"Bright candidate", | |
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| "text":"\"*The morning of my interview, I grabbed my box of hair coloring and had at it. After it had processed and I rinsed it out, I stepped out of the shower and quickly saw that I had grabbed the box of bright red that I was going to use as highlights. I went to the interview with I Love Lucy-colored hair that was way too harsh for my 50+YO face.*\"\n\n\n\n**Magnolia Bloom, City-Data.com forum**\n\n" | |
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| "title":"Masturbator ringtone", | |
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| "text":"\"*I was interviewing for a coffee shop job in town, and I had borrowed a guy friend's phone. Right in the middle of the interview, the phone rang, and it was possibly the worst ring tone i have ever heard; \"There's a masturbater on your phone, there's a masturbater on your phone\"... needless to say, I hadn't turned it on silence, and it was deep in my purse, so I couldn't find the phone... Didn't get the job.*\"\n\n\n\n**Anonymous, CafeMom.com**\n\n" | |
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| "text":"\"*Realised halfway through a job interview that I'd had sex with the boss's daughter. And he knew it, and hated me.*\"\n\n\n\n**@Cronyn**\n\n" | |
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