Just give me the damn Site when I need it mang.

crapsite_contextprocessor.py

from django.contrib.sites.shortcuts import get_current_site
from django.utils.functional import SimpleLazyObject

def current_site(request):
    def wrapped_get_current_site():
        return get_current_site(request=request)
    return {
        'CURRENT_SITE': SimpleLazyObject(wrapped_get_current_site),
    }