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extended from /u/irepostoldmemes on imgur, and with apologies to the Butthole Surfers. | |
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Mark infected Sharon. | |
Sharon got Sharice. | |
They were sharin' Sharon's Covids | |
'Cause it's such a quick disease. | |
Mikey has Pneumonia scars, | |
Bobby got shot by the racists, | |
They were all in love with dyin' | |
cause they're reopening Texas. | |
Tommy caught the virus | |
from a kid out in the rain. | |
Some guy wouldn't wear a mask | |
and then infected a whole train | |
They were all in love with 'dyin' | |
they will do it by the thousands. | |
They'll kill all of the rest of us, | |
locked inside our houses. | |
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God I miss outside sometimes, | |
But I don't want to expose, | |
Wash your hands, don't touch your face | |
Cover your mouth and nose. | |
Our distance is six feet apart | |
a gulf ten miles wide. | |
Shoot up Hydroxychloroquine | |
and other Trump-led lies. | |
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Some will die alone at home | |
with mysterious skin rashes, | |
Others in the ICU | |
families behind plexiglasses | |
Some will lose their loves in life | |
some mothers, fathers, children, | |
as we rush to find a dumping ground, | |
for our mass graves have been filled in. | |
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I don't mind the mask sometimes | |
the aerosols it slows. | |
They say that first you lose your taste | |
And then your smelling goes. | |
A smear campaign against those who | |
have fought all of their lives, | |
to delay and defeat disease, | |
another of Trump's lies. | |
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Another Mikey was abducted | |
in Portland right in public | |
By secret police in unmarked vans | |
out of the East German Republic. | |
Then there was the ever-present | |
well-connected rapist | |
who the President commended | |
as he tweeted to his bases. | |
Pauly caught a rubber bullet | |
aimed right at his head, | |
a wall of moms were tear gassed | |
Garret Foster was shot dead. | |
America's on fire, | |
With gasoline they try to douse it. | |
When do you think they'll get to you? | |
It's all just slaughterhouses. | |
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We're gripping for a new wave | |
While the R-effective grows | |
idiots won't wear the mask | |
above their fucking nose. | |
We could have had this handled but | |
the ones in charge just lied, | |
and enough mouthbreathers fell for it | |
that millions of us died. | |
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