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    @@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge?
    TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.
    STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
    TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
    STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion'sbirthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
    STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
    TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.
    STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey, because it's still inside the fridge.
    TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
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    On why stateful code is bad
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    STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
    TEACHER: Yes!
    STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
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    TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
    STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
    TEACHER: Ok!
    STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
    STUDENT: If there's a river known to be full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
    TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross.
    STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.
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    STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
    TEACHER: Yes!
    STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
    TEACHER: I don't know.
    STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
    TEACHER: Ok, ask.
    STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge?
    TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.
    STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
    TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
    STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion'sbirthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
    TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.
    STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey, because it's still inside the fridge.
    TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
    STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
    TEACHER: Ok!
    STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
    TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross.
    STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.