Rust is hilarious.

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mikef1996: tell me something did you beleave me about what i told you ?
scraps: what do you mean?
mikef1996: when those two people killed you
scraps: eh?  I definitely killed one of them, I was pretty sure I had killed both of them.
scraps: I was looting one of their bodies when I died.
mikef1996: you said in rust chat that all three of us were tricking you
scraps: eh, I still haven't figured out if you were in on it.
mikef1996: i was they wonted to show me what it was like
scraps: hahahaha i figured as much.
scraps: you said you didn't pick anything up, then gave me back my shotgun
scraps: but didn't say anything about the other guns
scraps: when clearly they had rifles.
mikef1996: shot guns
scraps: you also said "fucking idiot" over your mic
scraps: which was more or less a dead giveaway ;)
mikef1996: to who
mikef1996: you
scraps: that's why when i came back i had nothing on me
scraps: i was expecting to die again
scraps: were they surprised that i shot them?
mikef1996: ok you wont the truth
scraps: sure, i found it all very funny
scraps: that was one of the most amusing things to happen to me in a video game in a while.
mikef1996: i wonted to be in a team but they did not trust me at first so.........
mikef1996: i set up the trade with you and you know what happend next
mikef1996: i wonted to give you back you stuff back well most of it
scraps: i did get both of them, right?
scraps: and then bleed out?
mikef1996: ye s
scraps: i was confused by the "you killed yourself" message
scraps: cause i haven't really played Rust yet all that much.
mikef1996: did you go on my profile
scraps: yeah that's how i knew you had 57 hours logged on Rust
mikef1996: 58 hrs now
scraps: haha
mikef1996: what about you
scraps: did you keep playing with the other guys after i logged off?
mikef1996: yes
scraps: umm, 7 hours.
mikef1996: wow
mikef1996: not bad
scraps: total.  since... saturday.
scraps: that was actually the first time i killed someone, this morning.
scraps: and the first time a player killed me.
mikef1996: well dam
mikef1996: do you have a team
scraps: it's not my first rodeo; i know how video games work.
scraps: nah
mikef1996: well there is form of trust
mikef1996: and i will give it '
scraps: k
mikef1996: i also been talking to venom about having you in our team but he says youll kill us
mikef1996: will you
scraps: it's always a possibility.
mikef1996: so there will be no pease
mikef1996: then
scraps: well I'm not going to obsess over getting revenge on you.
mikef1996: yet i did not kill you
scraps: of course not.  I had nothing on me.  There would be no reason to kill me.
mikef1996: you wont to kill you can next you come you can get you revenge and my freinds wont be there to help if that start peace
mikef1996: and have trust
mikef1996: what say you
scraps: so what you're offering is that you will willingly allow me to kill you
scraps: I'm not interested in that.  That's very boring.
mikef1996: no a chcace to kill me
mikef1996: a texes sqare off
scraps: * Texas
mikef1996: thank you (


(and then I signed off)