SLAM SUPLEXER userscript

instructions.md

How to Install a UserScript on Chrome or Edge

Step 1: Install a UserScript Manager Extension

You need a UserScript manager to run the script. Popular choices are:

• Tampermonkey: Install Tampermonkey from the Chrome Web Store
• Violentmonkey: Install Violentmonkey from the Chrome Web Store

1. Open the Chrome Web Store or Edge Add-ons Store.
2. Search for Tampermonkey or Violentmonkey.
3. Click Add to Chrome (or Edge) and confirm the installation.

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Step 2: Open the Script Editor

Once the UserScript manager is installed:

1. Click on the extension icon in your browser (Tampermonkey/Violentmonkey).
2. Select Dashboard or Create a New Script.
3. A script editor will open.

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Step 3: Paste the UserScript

1. Copy the UserScript code provided below.
2. Paste it into the script editor, replacing any placeholder text or default template.

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Step 4: Save the Script

1. Click File > Save (or use the save button in the editor).
2. The script will now be saved and enabled!

slam-suplexer.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name         SLAM SUPLEXER
// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version      1.0
// @description  Replaces 'X slams Y' with an appropriate verb.
// @author       ihatecsv
// @match        *://*/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';

    const verbs = [
        "SUPLEXES",
        "PILEDRIVES",
        "CLOTHESLINES",
        "BODY SLAMS",
        "CURBSTOMPS",
        "DROPKICKS",
        "HEADBUTTS",
        "HALF NELSONS",
        "FULL NELSONS",
        "SCISSOR KICKS",
        "FLYING KNEES",
        "TURBO SLAMS",
        "LEG DROPS",
    ];

    function getRandomVerb() {
        return verbs[Math.floor(Math.random() * verbs.length)];
    }

    function walk(node) {
        let child, next;

        switch (node.nodeType) {
            case Node.ELEMENT_NODE:
            case Node.DOCUMENT_NODE:
            case Node.DOCUMENT_FRAGMENT_NODE:
                child = node.firstChild;
                while (child) {
                    next = child.nextSibling;
                    walk(child);
                    child = next;
                }
                break;

            case Node.TEXT_NODE:
                handleText(node);
                break;
        }
    }

    function handleText(textNode) {
        let text = textNode.nodeValue;

        const regex = /(\S+)\s+slams\s+(\S+)/gi;

        text = text.replace(regex, (match, x, y) => {
            return `${x} ${getRandomVerb()} ${y}`;
        });

        textNode.nodeValue = text;
    }

    walk(document.body);
})();