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Goldman Sachs Email Flags
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Goldman's list: | |
a sure {bet}|{thing} | |
adjust your account|losses|profits | |
against my expressed[?] wishes | |
answer {your}|{the} %ANY%[0\,3] phone | |
are {not responsive}|unresponsive | |
bad to worse | |
charge in excessive amount | |
charged {too much}|{excessively} | |
close|end|terminate my %ANY% [1\,5] relationship with GS|Goldman|{this firm} | |
Clowns {managing|running} the fund|show|portfolio|account|{my money} | |
concern* %ANY% [1\,5] safety of my money|fund|account | |
cover {your}|{our} losses | |
didn't authorize the sale | |
didn't|didnt|{did not} explain to me|us | |
disturbs|troubles me|us | |
don't worry i'll take care of it | |
don't you f*cking understand | |
done|{did this} without %ANY% [1\,5] calling|emailing|contacting me|us|anyone | |
embezzled the account | |
extremely|really|quite|very unhappy|disappointed | |
failed to execute {our}|{my}instructions | |
fix the {trade}|{trades}|{commissions} | |
fix|adjust|change the trade*|commission* | |
formally|formal complain|complaint | |
found numerous|several errors|mistakes | |
give you a piece of {the}|{my} commission | |
how could this happen again[?] | |
How could you|GS|Goldman possibly[?] lose so|this|that much | |
I %ANY% [0\,4] {losing}|{lost} patience with {you}|{GS}|{Goldman} | |
I am not a happy camper | |
I didn't {authorize}|{agree} | |
I expect {a|an|your}[?] {answer*|response} {today|now|asap} | |
I|we have lost|{run out of}|{ran out of} confidence|faith|trust|patience | |
I have raised %ANY% [1\,5] at least %ANY%[1\,3] times | |
I have raised %ANY% [1\,5] so many times | |
I lost {exorbitant|enormous amounts of}|{so|too much} money | |
I told you %ANY% {days|weeks|months} ago | |
I told you %ANY%[0\,1] {days|weeks|months} ago | |
i want the %ANY%[0\,2] trade reversed | |
I wanted out of %ANY%[3] {stock | {hedge fund} | fund | account | position} | |
I won't|wont|{will not} pay for the|this trade | |
I {don't}|{dont}|{do not} understand | |
I {trusted}|{believed in}|{had faith in} you | |
"I {was|am} extremely[?]{pissed|angry|concerned|upset|agitated|bothered|distressed| | |
perturbed|worried|vexed|confused|flustered|discouraged| | |
rattled|daunted|demoralized|disheartened| | |
dismayed|distraught|unnerved}}." | |
I {would appreciate}|want {a|an} {call|email} | |
if this {doesn't} | {does not} get resolved|fixed soon|immediately|{right now} | |
incompetent|inept fund|account management | |
increasingly|really getting[?] frustrated | |
it is your | goldmans | {goldman's} job to make sure | |
I|we demand | |
I|we will not pay | |
lack of care|attention %ANY% [1\,5] my money|account*|fund* | |
let me remind you | |
losing confidence|faith|trust|patience | |
mad|angry|frustrated as hell|f*ck | |
make it up to you | |
my repeated {requests}|{request} | |
no longer be doing business | |
No one {called|emailed|contacted} | |
no one {{gave you}|{had} permission}|{said you could} | |
not %ANY%[0\,1] reasonable | |
not even one phone[?] {call} | {email} | {word} from {you | goldman} | |
not made aware | |
not {heard {back[?]} from you}|{what we agreed} | |
Paying fees {through|thru} the {nose|a--|butt} | |
phone {calls}|{call}e-mail{have}|{has} not been answered | |
piece of sh*t | |
pissed|pisses me off | |
poor|terrible|crappy {fund|account|portfolio}[?] results|performance | |
really %ANY%[0\,2] pissed|{PO'd} | |
rebate|refund my|your loss* | |
rebate|refund what I lost | |
register that|this as a complaint | |
remedy the situation | |
report the matter to the {sec}|{nasd}|{nyse} | |
reverse the commissions | |
reverse {this}|{the} %ANY%[0\,5] {trade}|{transaction} | |
screw*|f*ck* it up | |
so frustrat* | |
something {went}|{is really}|{will go} wrong | |
split the difference | |
statement complaint | |
still have not received | |
stock will {fly}|{soar}|{dive}|{tank} | |
supposed to be the top|best financial company | |
surprised|concerned|frustrated|angry that you didn't|{did not} contact|call|email me | |
take care of any fees|commissions | |
taken advantage of {{the exemption in Financial Reporting Standard} | {the following exemptions on the first time adoption} | {any of the relaxed hedge accounting requirements} | {passport\\, this will still be subject to}úLSE%}[?] | |
That's not what I {said}|{told you} | |
the {deal | account | fund | trade | trades} {was | were} not handled properly | |
there is a %ANY%[0\,3] problem | |
there is|are|{appears to be} a|several mistake* | |
there was an|a error|mistake | |
These managers give me a really[?] bad feeling | |
this is %ANY%[0\,5] totally[?] unacceptable|{not acceptable} | |
this is not fair | |
this won't|{will not} happen again | |
this {is not}|isn't|wasn't|{was not} the %ANY% amount|{correct price}|price|stock|{correct stock} | |
This {part of the}[?] portfolio is[?] completely[?] sucks|stinks|f*cked up|{messed up} | |
time to dump | |
trades could|should be cancelled|reversed | |
transfer my {account}|{funds}immediately | |
troubles|disturbs|{disturbing to} me how long follow-up has taken | |
undo|break the trade | |
way too f*cking much | |
what happened to %ANY%[0\,5] money | |
What happened to my {money}|{account}|{trade}|{funds}? | |
what i f*cking said | |
what the hell|f*ck|heck {are|is} {you|GS|Goldman} doing with my|this|the {money|account|trade|funds|savings|portfolio} | |
what the {f*ck}|{hell}|{heck} {happened}|{is going on}|{is happening} with|to my|the|this {account|money|trade|fund*|savings|portfolio | |
Where did my {money}|{funds}|{account} go | |
where the {f*ck}|{hell} are you | |
who can I escalate the|this matter|issue|problem | |
who the {f*ck}|{hell}|{heck} said you could | |
who the {heck}|{f*ck}|{hell} do you think you are | |
who {supervises}|{manages} you | |
why should I|we pay | |
why {haven't}|{didn't} you {return}|{returned} my {call}|{calls} | |
won't be doing business with you|GS|Goldman | |
worst investment | |
wrong amount|price|{number of shares}|stock | |
You didn't follow my {instructions}|{wishes}|{plans}|{objectives} | |
You didn't {tell me}|{say} that | |
You never {told me}|{said} that | |
you said you would {redeem|sell} | |
You stole from {me}|{my account} | |
you told me there {was no}|{wasnt any}|{wasn't any} {downside risk}|{risk involved} | |
you were not up front | |
you werent|weren't|{were not} authorized | |
you {didn't}|{did not} | {didnt} {%ANY%[?] listen}|{supervise} | |
you {didn't}|{did not}|{didn't} {answer the question} | {reply} | |
you {f*cked}|{messed}|{screwed} up | |
you {have to}|{must} buy this stock | |
your|Goldman's failure to comply|respond | |
you|GS|Goldman failed to comply|respond | |
{Call the SEC} {%precededby% {{Please. 20549}|{Please. D.C.}úLSE%}[?] } | {{{at 1-800-sec-0330} úlse%}[?]} | |
{contact}|{call the} {appropriate[*]} {authorities}|{regulators}|{nasd}|{nyse}|{sec} | |
{did not}|{didnt}|{didn't} have permission to {buy}|{sell}|{trade}|{exchange} | |
{do not}|don't have the confidence|faith|trust|patience to continue | |
{does not}|doesn't|don't respond|reply to my calls|emails | |
{don't}|{dont}worry about the losses | |
{have|has} not received {the paperwork} | {any calls} | |
{I am}|I'm {%ANY%[0\,2]} {pissed off}|furious|irate|livid|incensed|upset|angry | |
{I am}|I'm|Im {not satisfied}|unsatisfied|dissatisfied | |
{i promise this time}|{this time i promise} | |
{i'll}|{I will} fix {everything}|{it} | |
{i'll}|{I will} work it out | |
{i've been trying}|{i've tried} to reach you | |
{i've}|{I have} been {unable}|{unsuccessful}trying to reach you | |
{i've}|{I have} contacted {my}|{an}|{your} attorney | |
{It's|it is} %ANY%[0\,2] impossible to understand what|{what is} {{going on}|happened|occurred} | |
{I}|{Goldman Sachs}|{the firm}|{we} will make up the losses | |
{I}|{Goldman Sachs}|{the firm}|{we} {guarantee*}|{promis*}|{swear*} that[?] this won't|{will not}|{will never} happen again | |
{I}|{we} will sue {you}|{your firm}|{Goldman}|{GS} | |
{I}|{we} will take you to court | |
{misrepresent}|{misrepresented}|{misrepresenting}|{misrepresents} | |
{regarding}|{concerning} your problem | |
{should have}|should've been bought|sold|done %ANY% [1\,5] ago | |
{transactions}|{transaction}|{trade} {was}|{were} never executed | |
{transfer|sale} still {hasn't}|{has not} {happened|occurred} | |
{where have you been}|{where the {f*ck}|{hell}|{heck} have you been} | |
{who is}|{i want the name of} your {supervisor}|{manager} | |
{you're}|{you are} a piece of sh*t | |
{your|these}{behavior|actions} are %ANY%[0\,1] {unacceptable|{not acceptable}} | |
{You}|{Goldman Sachs}|{the firm} were|was not authorized | |
{you}|{Goldman Sachs}|{your firm} personally guaranteed | |
{you}|{Goldman Sachs}|{your firm} will be hearing from my {attorney}|{lawyer} | |
{you}|{Goldman Sachs}|{your firm} {messed}|{screwed} up | |
{you}|{Goldman Sachs}|{your firm} {won't}|{will not} get away with this | |
{mistake|error} on {your|GS|Goldman*} part | |
receiv* a|any|no response to my {email}|{call}|{inquir*}|{question*}|{complaint*} | |
{I}|{we} {did not}|{did'nt}|{didnt} receive|get a response | |
negatively affected by this|these %ANY%[0\,5] change*|error*|mistake* | |
{please let me}|{allow me to} address your {concerns}|{confusion}|{problem} | |
missing money|funds | |
{not happy}|unhappy|dissatisfied with the {way}|{manner} in which this is being handled|addressed|resolved | |
not happy|satisfied|content with the way GS|Goldman|you is|are handling|resolving|addressing this | |
GS|Goldman is really upsetting|frustrating me | |
{I don't think this is}|{this is not}|{this isn't} the type of customer service I deserve|expect* | |
avoid this kind|type of error|mistake|fumble|misstep|slipup|{foul up}|stumble | |
{please let me}|{allow me to} provide %ANY%[0\\,5] a|an reason|explanation | |
{I have}|{i've} been {unhappy}|{displeased}|{unsatisfied} with the {firm's attitude}|{attitude of the firm} | |
I am {unhappy}|{displeased}|{unsatisfied} with the {firm's attitude}|{attitude of the firm} | |
{I have}|{I've} found the {direction|attitude} of the firm {troubling|worrisome|disturbing|concerning|demoralizing|aggravating|perturbing|distressing|discomforting|disconcerting|demoralizing} | |
{I|we} find the {direction|attitude} of the firm {troubling|worrisome|disturbing|concerning|demoralizing|aggravating|perturbing|distressing|discomforting|disconcerting|demoralizing} | |
{my|our} {low|unsavory} view of {GS|goldman|{the firm}} | |
Not For[?] Communicat*|Distribut*|send*|delive* Outside %any%[\,2] Firm|GS|{goldman sachs}|goldman | |
for internal use in the offices of | |
internal only | |
internal u.s.e. only | |
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