Get the tots

README.md

Setup

Requires ruby... if you're on a mac you're good

sudo gem install nokogiri (remove sudo if you know you don't need that)

run with ruby tots.rb

tots.rb

require 'nokogiri'
require 'open-uri'

def get_day(item_node)
  item_node.parent.parent.parent.parent.parent.attributes['id'].value
end

def tot_days(nodes)
  nodes.map {|node| get_day(node) }
end

menu_url = 'http://shopmason.gmu.edu/WeeklyMenu/SouthsideMenu/index.html'
html = open(menu_url)
# uncomment if you save the html to a local file called 'tots.html' for local testing
# save the file like so: `curl http://shopmason.gmu.edu/WeeklyMenu/SouthsideMenu/index.html > tots.html`
# html = File.read('tots.html')
doc = Nokogiri::HTML(html)
tot_names = ["French Fried Tater Tots", "Loaded Cheese Tots"]

tot_nodes = doc.css('div.menuitem span').select do |node| 
  tot_names.member? node.content
end

mmmmm = tot_days(tot_nodes)

if mmmmm.length > 0
  puts "TOTS ON:" 
  puts mmmmm
  puts "HOLY SHIT! EAT TOTS, GET MONEY. https://tots.io (TM, patent pending)"
else
  puts "NO TOTS!"
  puts "QUIT SCHOOL"
end