Like, Ruby

LikeRuby.rb

module LikeRuby
  VALLEYGIRL = 	%w[omg so like totally right toootally stuff]
  FRATGUY =	%w[friggin fuckin dude man bro broheim broseph]
  INTERNETS =	%w[lol rofl teh ohai plz]
  SNOOP =	%w[yo homey homeboy sup dog shit girl ma biatch ho shiiit]
  LOCAL =	%w[wicked hella anyways]
  MISC = %w[just hey yeah ok um uh ah actually something]
  ALLSLANG = VALLEYGIRL + FRATGUY + INTERNETS + SNOOP + LOCAL + MISC
  
  def method_missing(name, *args)
    if ALLSLANG.include?(name.to_s)
      if !args[0].nil?
        if args[0].is_a? Symbol
          self.send(args[0], *args[1..-1])
        else
          return args[0]
        end
      end
    else
      super
    end
  end
end

class Object
  include LikeRuby
end

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