Westley: As you wish.
Inigo: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Buttercup: We'll never survive. Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.
Inigo: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Vizzini: He didn't fall? INCONCEIVABLE. Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? [...] Vizzini: Morons.
Westley: Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.
Man in Black: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Fezzik: Why do you wear a mask? [...] Man in Black: ...it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.
Inigo: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead. Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it. Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH!
Inigo: I must know... Man in Black: Get used to disappointment.
Man in Black: I am no one to be trifled with. That is all you ever need know. Buttercup: To think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned. Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
Inigo: [...] I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you. Man in Black: That does put a damper on our relationship.
Westley: As you wish.
Prince Humperdinck: Surrender. Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
Inigo: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you. Man in Black: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.
Buttercup: We'll never succeed. We may as well die here. Westley: No, no. We have already succeeded. [...] Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s? Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. Immediately, an R.O.U.S. attacks him
Westley knocks Inigo unconscious Westley: Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.
Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way?
Westley: Why won't my arms move? Fezzik: You've been mostly-dead all day.
Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Inigo Montoya: Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die! Count Rugen: Stop saying that! Inigo attacks, bellowing: Inigo Montoya: HELLO! MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE! Inigo corners Count Rugen Inigo Montoya: Offer me money. Count Rugen: Yes! Inigo Montoya: Power, too, promise me that. Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please... Inigo Montoya: Offer me anything I ask for. Count Rugen: Anything you want... Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch! Runs Rugen through
Miracle Max: Lifts and drops the arm of the dead Westley I've seen worse.
Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? Buttercup: Well... you were dead. Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
Dread Pirate Roberts: Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
Westley: Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where is Buttercup?
Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Fezzik: I could kill you now.
Buttercup: You can die too for all I care! pushes him down a high hill Man in Black: AS... YOU... WISH! Buttercup: realizes the Man in Black is Westley Oh, my sweet Westley! What have I done? throws herself down the hill
On arriving at the Fire Swamp Westley: It's not that bad. Buttercup looks at him incredulously Westley: Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful. Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so. Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am. Man in Black: Then why are you smiling? Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know. Man in Black: And what is that? Inigo Montoya: I am not left-handed. [...] Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you. Inigo Montoya: Tell me. Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.
Miracle Max: You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Miracle Max: He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him. Inigo Montoya: He's dead. He can't talk. Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Inigo Montoya: What's that? Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.