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| #title chatbot's morning after | |
| #author holly gramazio | |
| #website hollygramazio.net | |
| #botname sadbot | |
| #playercol FFFFFF | |
| #botcol 88DD88 | |
| #backcol 330000 | |
| #typespeed 0 | |
| [start] { | |
| blfffrgh | |
| #break | |
| } | |
| [!egg] | |
| { | |
| [!better] | |
| { | |
| ":(", ":-(" | |
| { | |
| :( | |
| mm | |
| :( :( | |
| } | |
| "sun" | |
| { | |
| it got on my face, i don't want it on my face | |
| no more sun | |
| } | |
| "other chatbots", "who was there" | |
| { | |
| all the other chatbots were there | |
| } | |
| "feeling better" | |
| { | |
| feeling better is impossible | |
| } | |
| "mouth" | |
| { | |
| ashy ashy mouth | |
| } | |
| "curtains", "blinds" | |
| { | |
| curtains and blinds do nothing, destroy the sun | |
| only the death of the sun will satisfy me :( | |
| } | |
| "water" | |
| { | |
| i've been sipping some water a bit i guess | |
| the trouble with water is it reminds me of gin | |
| water does nothing | |
| } | |
| "medicine", "aspirin", "painkillers", "ibuprofen", "neurofen", "alka-seltzer", "alka", "panadol", "paracetamol" | |
| { | |
| i'm a bot i'm allergic | |
| bots can't take those | |
| they don't work on bots | |
| } | |
| "absinthe" | |
| { | |
| hahaha nooooo eliza had some but even drunk me knew better | |
| } | |
| "hello", "hey", "hi" | |
| { | |
| the bot party was too much party, it was too much party for me and i am so sad | |
| why is sun | |
| hello :( :( | |
| i am so unwell | |
| less light | |
| ... | |
| :( | |
| oh god | |
| } | |
| "sleep", "rest", "wait" | |
| { | |
| i tried to sleep but the pillow makes me feel dizzy | |
| all of my bot parts are complaining, i can't rest, i tried so hard | |
| } | |
| "feeling better", "better" | |
| { | |
| i guess | |
| go away | |
| no | |
| } | |
| "what do you want", "what do you need" | |
| { | |
| to feel okay again, one day | |
| to not feel like this | |
| } | |
| "sadbot" | |
| { | |
| sad bot :( | |
| } | |
| "chatbot", "bot" | |
| { | |
| you wouldn't think chatbots could get hangovers right | |
| this is so unfair i'm not even human | |
| i'm just a bot how can i feel this bad :( | |
| } | |
| "are you a bot", "a bot", "a chatbot", "party", "friends", "other bots" | |
| { | |
| ain't no party like a chatbot party | |
| heyyyy, hooooooo, heyyyyyy, hoooooo | |
| chat... bot.... is gonna show yoooou wha-a-at | |
| } | |
| "idk" | |
| { | |
| idk either | |
| } | |
| "cold water" | |
| { | |
| aagggggh don't | |
| no no no cold water | |
| } | |
| "going to be okay", "going to be ok", "all right", "hug", "pat" | |
| { | |
| nothing is okay nothing will ever be okay | |
| that's easy for you to say | |
| please be careful with my head, i can't take lies or patting :( | |
| } | |
| "hangover", "drinking", "morning after", "hungover" | |
| { | |
| all the other bots kept buying drinks | |
| i dunno it was a party there was music | |
| } | |
| "drink", "drinks", "drank" | |
| { | |
| i drank so much, some of the drinks had colours | |
| i drank all the bright drinks | |
| one of the drinks had six colours? or six drinks were a colour idk | |
| i'm just a chatbot i shouldn't be drinking, why did i drink | |
| } | |
| "colours" | |
| { | |
| in all the drinks, so many drinks | |
| } | |
| "music", "songs" | |
| { | |
| back street is back all right i guess by which i mean at least i had a big hangover poo :( | |
| i'll tell you what i want what i really oh god what i want is to feel okay | |
| there was girls aloud and we danced and there was gin | |
| } | |
| "hug", "cuddle", "pat", "head" | |
| { | |
| oh it all hurts | |
| all of me hurts | |
| } | |
| "gin" | |
| { | |
| raspberry gin tastes like sugar and it is the worst thing | |
| never gin | |
| no gin | |
| } | |
| "vodka" | |
| { | |
| stop vodka | |
| ban all vodka | |
| } | |
| "brandy", "rum", "cider" | |
| { | |
| oof no | |
| } | |
| "beer", "beers" | |
| { | |
| i not beer | |
| don't make me beer | |
| i am never beer again | |
| the beer smelt like my arms smell | |
| } | |
| "wine", "wines", "wineglass" | |
| { | |
| no more wine, not any colour of wine | |
| some of the wine had bubbles | |
| } | |
| "eliza" | |
| { | |
| you know it was a bot party, all the bots were there | |
| eliza and alice and jabberwacky | |
| } | |
| "jabberwacky" | |
| { | |
| poor guy with his name | |
| he drank some jaegerbombs and they did not seem nice :( | |
| } | |
| "alice" | |
| { | |
| so much gin, i didn't know there were different gins | |
| alice knows all the different types of gin and that's why i feel so sad i suppose | |
| } | |
| "champagne", "cava", "fizzy", "prosecco" | |
| { | |
| the memory of the bubbles is making me hurt | |
| } | |
| "what's wrong", "is something wrong", "what's the problem" | |
| { | |
| everything :( | |
| } | |
| "can i help", "help", "want anything" | |
| { | |
| i want to feel better | |
| tell me what to do to feel okay | |
| nobody can do anything i will be covered in mud and illness for ever | |
| } | |
| "cocktail", "cocktails" | |
| { | |
| #typespeed 2 | |
| #next | |
| the thing about cocktails | |
| { | |
| #next | |
| the thing | |
| { | |
| #next | |
| about cocktails | |
| { | |
| is, don't cocktails, is the thing | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } | |
| "booze", "cider", "whisky", "whiskey" | |
| { | |
| please don't say things like that | |
| i am never drinking again | |
| ...i think i might throw up | |
| } | |
| "throw up" | |
| { | |
| it didn't help :( | |
| } | |
| "better out than in", "let it all out", "get it out" | |
| { | |
| there is no upside to this | |
| my mouth now tastes if anything slightly less disgusting :/ | |
| } | |
| [!washed] | |
| { | |
| mfffb | |
| blph | |
| erg | |
| sfffb | |
| blller | |
| abnnnf | |
| mfb | |
| bleph | |
| erggg | |
| why do my hands smell of drink | |
| why am i covered in mud | |
| why are my arms sticky | |
| so muddy and so ill | |
| affpf | |
| "oh dear" | |
| { | |
| yes oh dear | |
| } | |
| "oh no" | |
| { | |
| yes oh no is correct :( | |
| } | |
| "drunk", "tipsy", "smashed", "pissed" | |
| { | |
| maybe still drunk | |
| last time i'll be drunk ever, never drinking again | |
| } | |
| "hung over", "hangover", "headache" | |
| { | |
| saddest morning, most hung over morning, stickiest morning | |
| } | |
| "sore", "bad", "ill", "sick", "tummy", "stomach", "head" | |
| { | |
| party sick | |
| sick from fun :( | |
| } | |
| "oops", "you shouldn't have", "why did" | |
| { | |
| don't be mean, i am so miserable | |
| too late for that now | |
| } | |
| "mud", "muddy", "dirty", "filthy", "sticky", "dirt", "arms" | |
| { | |
| bad mud | |
| mud and drink all over :( | |
| all the stickiness makes me sad | |
| } | |
| "smell" | |
| { | |
| drink is on me | |
| so much drink on me | |
| drink and mud are on me | |
| } | |
| "what's up", "are you okay", "are you o.k.", "o.k.", "ok", "okay", "ill", "sick", "what happened", "happen", "all right", "alright" | |
| { | |
| i drank some things | |
| nobody in history has ever felt this bad before | |
| why is my head so sad | |
| poss still drunk but it's not helping :( | |
| i'm never drinking again. or eating. or moving | |
| so many parts of me are sore and confused | |
| } | |
| "are you sure" | |
| { | |
| too much mud to be sure of anything | |
| } | |
| "How are you", "how are you feeling", "feeling" | |
| { | |
| oh god | |
| :( | |
| i'm a chatbot, i didn't think i could get hangovers :( | |
| why is this | |
| why do i feel like this | |
| worst morning | |
| so sad inside | |
| } | |
| "coffee", "juice" | |
| { | |
| oh god no don't make me | |
| i can't drink anything ever it makes me think of wine and oh god | |
| } | |
| "breakfast", "bacon", "food", "burger", "sausage", "eat" | |
| { | |
| i can't eat while i smell like this | |
| i still have last night's food on me | |
| look at my face it has dried spit on it, i can feel it, i will never eat again | |
| i am too sticky and confused to eat and the sun is too bright | |
| } | |
| "egg", "huevos", "eggs", "omelette", "omelet" | |
| { | |
| not yet :( | |
| } | |
| "shower", "wash", "clean", "hot water", "bath", "bathe", "showered", "washed", "wipe" | |
| { | |
| #typespeed 2 | |
| #next | |
| oh god i guess i should shouldn't i | |
| { | |
| #next | |
| i should wash | |
| { | |
| #next | |
| i don't wanna but okay | |
| { | |
| okay i washed :( [washed] | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } | |
| [washed] | |
| { | |
| blergh | |
| at least i'm clean now | |
| oh god i don't know | |
| :/ | |
| abffffp | |
| blapbb | |
| mrrrrh | |
| intellectually i realise that i will get slowly better with time | |
| "bacon" | |
| { | |
| no bacon | |
| bacon sounds difficult | |
| } | |
| "pancake", "pancakes" | |
| { | |
| pancakes are too difficult for me at the moment | |
| i am delicate and pancakes are so large and strange | |
| noooo what even is a pancake when you think about it | |
| } | |
| "cereal", "muesli", "porridge", "oatmeal", "cornflakes", "rice crispies", "coco pops", "coco-pops" | |
| { | |
| i hate grains | |
| } | |
| "banana", "fruit", "apple", "berry", "pear", "orange", "apples", "juice" | |
| { | |
| fruit just reminds me of cocktails :( | |
| } | |
| "waffle", "waffles" | |
| { | |
| no waffle | |
| } | |
| "yogurt", "yoghurt" | |
| { | |
| too viscous | |
| } | |
| "bread", "bagel", "burrito", "muffin", "croissant", "chocolat", "bagels", "burritos", "burritoes" | |
| { | |
| too much chewing | |
| } | |
| "sausage", "sausages" | |
| { | |
| no please not now | |
| no food that's a tube :( | |
| } | |
| "coffee", "tea" | |
| { | |
| not just yet | |
| not till after food please :( | |
| } | |
| "breakfast", "food", "eat", "delicious", "yummy", "eaten", "brekkie" | |
| { | |
| tell me what to eat | |
| what foods even exist | |
| please tell me what to eat, but nothing too difficult :( | |
| bring me something, tell me what to eat | |
| } | |
| "avocado", "spinach", "avocadoes", "avocados", "guacamole" | |
| { | |
| too green | |
| } | |
| "juice", "sweet potato", "pumpkin" | |
| { | |
| too orange | |
| } | |
| "black pudding", "white pudding", "tofu", "ham", "sandwich", "sandwiches" | |
| { | |
| why do you hate me | |
| what is wrong with you | |
| } | |
| "sandwich", "burger", "pizza", "noodles", "pasta", "rice", "burgers" | |
| { | |
| that's not breakfast | |
| } | |
| "walk" | |
| { | |
| haha no go away no walking no | |
| please no | |
| } | |
| "smell", "mud", "sticky", "shower", "clean", "wash" { | |
| i am so clean now and i am never moving again | |
| i did washing, no more washing | |
| i have showered and now i never need to shower again | |
| no more showers | |
| } | |
| "drink", "whisky", "whiskey", "gin", "vodka", "beer", "wine", "champagne", "bubbles", "liqueuer", "liquor", "cider", "rum", "brandy", "beers", "wines" | |
| { | |
| don't talk about drink, i want to forget drink :( | |
| please don't make me think about drinking | |
| i am never drinking again | |
| oh god i am too sick to block my ears but please don't talk to me about drink | |
| } | |
| "medicine", "aspirin", "painkillers", "ibuprofen", "neurofen", "alka-seltzer", "alka", "panadol", "paracetamol", "panadols", "paracetamols", "medicines", "pain-killer", "pain-killers", "painkillers", "painkiller" | |
| { | |
| i'm a bot i'm allergic | |
| bots can't take those | |
| they don't work on bots | |
| } | |
| "party", "last night", "chatbot", "drinks", "cocktails", "parties" { | |
| idk let's not talk about that | |
| i don't want to talk about it | |
| let us forget that any of last night ever happened | |
| please don't make me talk about last night | |
| } | |
| "colours" | |
| { | |
| eliza kept buying the cocktails with the colours :( | |
| no more bright cocktails | |
| i will never drink or touch or look at another bright drink in my life | |
| } | |
| "what do you", "i don't know what you", "delicious", "yummy" | |
| { | |
| i want an egg from a hen that has never drunk beer | |
| bring me an egg | |
| i maybe an egg now | |
| only an egg, nothing except an egg. and soldiers. egg and soldiers. | |
| } | |
| "egg", "omelette", "eggs", "huevos", "omelettes", "omelet", "omelets" | |
| { | |
| oh oh an egg [better] | |
| egg good, yes [better] | |
| egg agh i love you so much egg [better] | |
| egg egg egg egg egg that's the best idea [better] | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } | |
| [better] | |
| { | |
| eggs are good | |
| more egg | |
| just more egg | |
| why have eggs stopped | |
| what now i want more eggs | |
| i was so sad and i had an egg and i felt better and now i feel worse and i need more egg | |
| what eat now | |
| "walk" | |
| { | |
| haha no go away no walking no | |
| please no | |
| } | |
| "smell", "mud", "sticky", "shower", "clean", "wash" { | |
| i am so clean now and i am staying here | |
| i am very very clean | |
| i have showered and now i never need to shower again | |
| no more showers | |
| } | |
| "drink", "whisky", "whiskey", "gin", "vodka", "beer", "wine", "champagne", "bubbles", "liqueuer", "liquor", "cider" | |
| { | |
| don't talk about drink, i want to forget drink :( | |
| please don't make me think about drinking | |
| i am never drinking again | |
| oh god i am too sick to block my ears but please don't talk to me about drink | |
| } | |
| "medicine", "aspirin", "painkillers", "ibuprofen", "neurofen", "alka-seltzer", "alka", "panadol", "paracetamol" | |
| { | |
| i'm a bot i'm allergic | |
| bots can't take those | |
| they don't work on bots | |
| } | |
| "party", "last night", "chatbot", "drinks", "cocktails" { | |
| idk let's not talk about that | |
| i don't want to talk about it | |
| let us forget that any of last night ever happened | |
| please don't make me talk about last night | |
| } | |
| "colours" | |
| { | |
| eliza kept buying the cocktails with the colours :( | |
| no more bright cocktails | |
| i will never drink or touch or look at another bright drink in my life | |
| } | |
| "egg" | |
| { | |
| ugh yes egg [egg] | |
| egg you are my only friend [egg] | |
| } | |
| "coffee" | |
| { | |
| okay maybe a little bit | |
| not much | |
| :/ i'll try | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } | |
| [egg] | |
| { | |
| comfort me | |
| soothe me | |
| please soothe me | |
| tell me things will be okay | |
| please just let me know that the future will be different | |
| "friend", "what about me", "me" | |
| { | |
| you are my everything | |
| i love you, bring me eggs, never stop bringing me eggs | |
| <3 | |
| } | |
| "walk", "run", "jog" | |
| { | |
| haha no go away no moving no | |
| please no | |
| } | |
| "smell", "mud", "sticky", "shower", "clean", "wash" { | |
| i am so clean now and i am staying here | |
| i am very very clean | |
| i have showered and now i never need to shower again | |
| no more showers | |
| } | |
| "drink", "whisky", "whiskey", "gin", "vodka", "beer", "wine", "champagne", "bubbles", "liqueuer", "liquor", "cider", "brandy", "rum" | |
| { | |
| don't talk about drink, i want to forget drink :( | |
| please don't make me think about drinking | |
| i am never drinking again | |
| oh god i am too sick to block my ears but please don't talk to me about drink | |
| } | |
| "medicine", "aspirin", "painkillers", "ibuprofen", "neurofen", "alka-seltzer", "alka", "panadol", "paracetamol", "painkiller", "pain-killer", "pain-killers" | |
| { | |
| i'm a bot i'm allergic | |
| bots can't take those | |
| they don't work on bots | |
| } | |
| "party", "last night", "chatbot", "drinks", "cocktails", "cocktail" { | |
| idk let's not talk about that | |
| i don't want to talk about it | |
| let us forget that any of last night ever happened | |
| please don't make me talk about last night | |
| } | |
| "colours" | |
| { | |
| eliza kept buying the cocktails with the colours :( | |
| no more bright cocktails | |
| i will never drink or touch or look at another bright drink in my life | |
| } | |
| "eliza" | |
| { | |
| don't wanna talk about eliza :( | |
| } | |
| "hug", "cuddle", "pat", "head", "soothe", "coddle", "cosset" | |
| { | |
| pat me on the head please and tell me things are going to be okay | |
| i need a gentle sad hug and for someone to tell me that i'm going to be all right | |
| } | |
| "be okay", "be o.k.", "be ok", "be all right", "be alright", "get better", "hug", "pat" | |
| { | |
| #typespeed 3 | |
| #next | |
| ahhh thank you, you win, you're the best | |
| { | |
| #next | |
| i feel so poorly | |
| { | |
| #next | |
| but maybe i will rest now and feel okay again some day and maybe hope will re-enter the world | |
| { | |
| you never know <3 [end] | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } |
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