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Object.prototype.tap = function(f){f.apply(this); return this;}
var x = {a:2};
x.tap(function(){console.log(this.a)}).a = 4; //Prints 2
console.assert(x.a == 4);

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# Ruby = 5.times { |i| puts i }
# Coffee   = (1).times (i) -> console.log i
Number.prototype.times = (cb) ->
  i = -1;
  while (++i < this) then cb(i)
  +this

# Ruby = 1.upto(5) { |i| puts i }
# Coffee   = (1).upto 5, (i) -> console.log i
Number.prototype.upto = (t, cb) ->

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echo 'export PATH=$HOME/local/bin:$PATH' >> ~/.bashrc
. ~/.bashrc
mkdir ~/local
mkdir ~/node-latest-install
cd ~/node-latest-install
curl http://nodejs.org/dist/node-latest.tar.gz | tar xz --strip-components=1
./configure --prefix=~/local
make install # ok, fine, this step probably takes more than 30 seconds...
curl https://www.npmjs.org/install.sh | sh

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# Simple 16 step drum machine experiment with Node and CoffeeScript
#   by Peter Cooper - @peterc
#
#   Inspired by Giles Bowkett's screencast at
#   http://gilesbowkett.blogspot.com/2012/02/making-music-with-javascript-is-easy.html
#
#   Screencast demo of this code at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWKkEaKL6DQ
#
# Required:
#   node, npm and coffee-script installed

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# SSL self signed localhost for rails start to finish, no red warnings. 

# 1) Create your private key (any password will do, we remove it below)

$ openssl genrsa -des3 -out server.orig.key 2048


# 2) Remove the password

$ openssl rsa -in server.orig.key -out server.key

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// Use Gists to store code you would like to remember later on
console.log(window); // log the "window" object to the console