RGBASM syntax madness

museum.asm

If 0
    yo dawg, I herd u liek C so I put preproc in your assembler
    but also it's not a separate pass, it's aware of earlier
    non-textual operations!
    The only logical reaction: “@?$~%!#”
    (no, those weren't ASCII quotes, either...)
endc

def tiles eQUS "* 16"
println 2 {tiles}  ; 2 * 16
println 2 *{tiles} ; 2 ** 16

MaCrO lol
    IF Def(wtf)
        fail "Aight I give up"
    ENDC
    def wtf equs "println \"À l'aide\"\nlol"
ENDM
   {wtf} "Syntax error, makes sense"
   lol
   {wtf} "????"
   
   
   I can also put any syntax errors here and stuff,
   and it's expected that it doesn't generate any new errors either.
   Like, there *are* valid reasons to expect such behaviour,
   actually.
   *sips* this is fine