Cppjava.cpp

// THIS WORK IS NOT MINE, IT'S dysmal's WORK FROM Together C & C++ server
// THIS PIECE OF CODE WAS PRESENTED TO ME BY dysmal FROM "Together C & C++" discord server. I'VE NOT PARTICIPATED IN THE PROCESS OF ITS CREATION

#define aSet c
#define BufferedReader(x)1
#define byte Y[I][_^1]?do(:):_&1?do(.):do(`):8;++y;}
#define class int N=0,_,O=328,l=192,y=4,Y[80][64]={0},I;struct
#define do(c)a(#c "\b")
#define err c,c
#define getAllStrings(x));q()
#define if(x)b(#x)
#define IOException
#define line c
#define main(a)b(char*x){write(1,"\033[",2),null}main()
#define new
#define null a(x);}a(char*x){write(1,x,strlen(x));try;try;try;try;
#define out c,c
#define println(x)c
#define private int d(int
#define public short c;}c;typedef int BufferedReader;char*F="JF>:>FB;;BII";
#define return {return
#define static f(x){N=(N+x)%6,y--?f(0),f(1),f(4),f(1):++Y[(I=O+N[F]-66)
#define String
#define System c
#define this if(D):1,O=I,I/=16,l<_/32?if(B):l>_/32?if(A):2,l=_,_/=16,byte
#define throws
#define toArray(x)c
#define try for(;--c.c;)
#define void /16][(_=l+N[6+F]-66)/16]?O/=16,l/=32,O<I/16?if(C):O>I/16?this
#define while(k)if(2J),if(7;21H),f(0),f(4),f(4),if(H),/*

import java.io.*;
import java.util.*;

/**
 * A lame Java program.
 * @author    J. Random Worker
 */
class LameJavaApp
{

    /** The infamous Long-Winded Signature From Hell. */
    public static void main(String[] args)
        throws IOException
    {
        /* Don't get me started on this. */
        BufferedReader reader =
            new BufferedReader(new FileReader(args[0]));

        /* What, this long incantation just to print a string? */
        System.err.println("Hello world!");

        /* At least this is sane. */
        String line;
        while ((line = reader.readLine()) != null)
            System.out.println(line.length());
    }

    /**
     * Method with a needlessly long name.
     * @param    aSet        a set (!)
     */
    private String[] getAllStrings(Set<String> aSet)
    {
        /*
         * This dance is needed even in J2SE 5, which has type
         * templates. It was worse before that.
         */
        return aSet.toArray(new String[0]);
    }

}