function(
  o, // object
  h, // hash name (e.g. "qSA" for "querySelectorAll")
  i, // property name placeholder
  a  // arguments placeholder
){
  // prepare arguments
  a=[].slice.call(arguments, 2);
  // search all properties/methods
  for (i in o)
    // if the shortened property/method name matches the hash name
    if (h == i.replace(/(^.|[A-Z])[a-z]*/g, "$1"))
      // return the result of the call if arguments present or otherwise the property
      return a[0] ? o[i].apply(o,a) : o[i]
}